Mrs.Lucysnow
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Ok. You get a good haha for that one.
But god only knows what that has to say about Prince Charles
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Ok. You get a good haha for that one.
But god only knows what that has to say about Prince Charles
Could be... ...didn't Germany own Alsace-Lorraine at the time ?
You spent the night with a member of the British 7th Armored Division ?Shriek! I wondered what the hell that thing was doing on my pillow this morning!!
Bells
Staff member
Strangely when presented with an image of a small furry rodent with a long tail, the first thing that came to my head was not 'tampon'.
Oh poo poo. you should have asked about what, exactly, she was spending the night with. When things are not what they seem..
Mrs.Lucysnow
Valued Senior Member
Not even with the insertion in the arse bit? No?:shrug:
From your link
When his pet gerbil Extermie becomes ill and dies, Robert feels bereft and angry with his insensitive older brother, Sam, who tosses off jokes and one-liners. When their cousin Mabel outlines the stages of grief, and their babysitter tells them about zombies in the film Night of the Living Dead, Robert grows even more depressed. To make amends, Sam takes Extermie's body to Mr. Winston, a new taxidermist in town. Mr. Winston preserves Extermie in such a fierce pose that the boys fear the taxidermist is a zombie and has turned Extermie into a zombie, too. Readers will probably discern the relationship between the boys' divorced mother and Mr. Winston before the brothers, who eventually discover the truth in a wild and crazy scene.
SWEET!
Bells
Staff member
Me thinks we need to have a chat about where you are inserting your tampons.
And it is the picture on the cover that made me laugh like a lunatic.
Look at the little front paws and the teeth..
*Wipes tears of laughter*
I nominate GeoffP for bestest worstest.
Mrs.Lucysnow
Valued Senior Member
Me thinks we need to have a chat about where you are inserting your tampons.
And it is the picture on the cover that made me laugh like a lunatic.
Look at the little front paws and the teeth..
*Wipes tears of laughter*
Well I was being creative Bells and looking at the issue from a scientific point of view, which after all is what sciforums is all about. Now if you look at the tail it conceivably could be looked at or used as a tampon string for the purposes of pulling out what should amount to a bloody mess. Now consider the Today Sponge, that gizmo was meant to be shoved up the vajayjay as a contraceptive. The thing would have been a great success if the damn thing had had a string attached to it. But no those masters of industry used some kind of cotton latch which would work as long as the damn thing didn't turn itself during the sex act, which brings me back to the gerbil. Is it possible it (that being the gerbil) could turn itself around WITHIN the confines of the anus thus leaving its tail hidden from view? Only Sniffy would know.
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Mrs.Lucysnow
Valued Senior Member
Agreed. I think we should change the thread title to the 'Sniffy and Scratchy Show'. I mean who is this Geoff character anyway?
Bells
Staff member
Dude, there's no excuse for animal abuse...
Especially when you can have the baby jesus buttplug up there:
Perfect for either your first or second coming...
Oh sweet Jesus..
Tampon Nativity
Gather 'round the manger for the Christmas Miracle. These three kings come bearing gold, frankincense, and…fresh-scented feminine hygiene products.
Gather 'round the manger for the Christmas Miracle. These three kings come bearing gold, frankincense, and…fresh-scented feminine hygiene products.
Bells
Staff member
And...
Even teaches you how to make a wig.. You know, for those bad hair days!
Along with matching earings!
Relax.. it's paint.
Perfect gift alternatives for those gals and guys who have everything.
Soooo.. Geoff. Are you bald? (trying to tie this back in to the thread topic)...
Even teaches you how to make a wig.. You know, for those bad hair days!
Along with matching earings!
Relax.. it's paint.
Perfect gift alternatives for those gals and guys who have everything.
Soooo.. Geoff. Are you bald? (trying to tie this back in to the thread topic)...
Mrs.Lucysnow
Valued Senior Member
@Bells
I'm in awe. I cannot believe there is really a site dedicated to tampon crafts and you were able to find it.:bravo:
I'm in awe. I cannot believe there is really a site dedicated to tampon crafts and you were able to find it.:bravo:
Bells
Staff member
I know.
I too am disturbed.
Sweet Jesus Mary Joseph!
There's even something for the military types!
Tampon Shooter
Inspired by marshmallow shooters, this air-powered tampon gun turns your feminine hygiene products into high-flying projectiles. Have a shootout between rival tampon brands, or use it as a fun alternative to paintball. The tampon shooter has a range of 10 to 20 feet depending on your ammo and lung capacity. The matching bandolier lets you carry a full “clip” (i.e., box) of 20 tampons, so you’ll never be caught short in the heat of battle.
Inspired by marshmallow shooters, this air-powered tampon gun turns your feminine hygiene products into high-flying projectiles. Have a shootout between rival tampon brands, or use it as a fun alternative to paintball. The tampon shooter has a range of 10 to 20 feet depending on your ammo and lung capacity. The matching bandolier lets you carry a full “clip” (i.e., box) of 20 tampons, so you’ll never be caught short in the heat of battle.
Laughed till I :bawl:
LOL! I know but didn't you kinda wonder the same?
Anyway I couldn't continue the witty repartee with Sniffy so the red herring offered me a way out
Witty repartee? I'm only here to lower the tone.
Damn you got me and my Jerboa!
Gerbils are such greasy little things!
Now if I was going to shove something up my arse it would have to be this little feller:
Minus pipe, of course.
OOOOEEERRRRR tickles!
Mrs.Lucysnow
Valued Senior Member
OMG. They are adorable. I also love the fluffy chinchilla. Reminds me of coat.
Are those above squirrels?
Are those above squirrels?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------He was our quintessentially eccentric Russian nutter. He provided a fair amount of laughter and beats the hell out of the crazies we have running around these days.
http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=2313574#post2313574
My nomination for "Most Bestest Member of SciForums": is Oli.
He was absolutely fed up with Draqon, and yes, it looks like he was absolutely right about him. This was his last post in Sept. of '09. Shame to lose Oli in order to keep Draqon.
I always thought the same about draqon as well. He came right out and admitted he was racist and homophobic. When you admit you are a bigot, that's one thing. But it's only a matter of time before that really does affect the way you start treating people. Sure, this place is largely anonymous. But members shouldn't have to feel like the have to hide who they are around a bigot so they can prevent becoming the victim of hatred and bile.
The strange thing is, Oli and I never saw eye to eye on nearly anything. But that doesn't mean I don't respect real intelligence. I do think Oli could have done with a more open mind, if he had, he probably wouldn't have suffered as much depression and anger at the suppositions, hope, faith. . . and, well, drivel that goes on. But he got me to be a lot more skeptical on many of my assumptions.
And isn't that what science should be about?
From this thread. . . . I can see why he left though. And people talking about Osama bin Laden watching Porn, what's that about?