Quote or Insult?

Quote or Insult?

  • Quote

    Votes: 7 30.4%
  • Insult

    Votes: 16 69.6%

  • Total voters
    23
you are a fucking idiot
that would be the only thing praiseworthy about sci
Well, this is clearly an ad hom. In many places suicide and self-abuse are illegal, I see no reason why Gustav should not be protected even from himself.

Though he does have an epistemological advantage when insulting himself.
 
the insult votes rocketed after my confession
clearly, legalities are of little concern to the fascists
 
would not be a first
i have been banned for insulting myself
do you approve, pineal?
I categorically do not approve of you being banned.

But if a mod knows you have low self esteem and are habitually self-judgmental, I think warnings and part-day bans would be appropriate for self-abuse. (not in the Christian sense; that is your own business)

If you came to my bowling alley and hit yourself with my bowling balls, I would feel honor bound to refund your money and ask for your shoes, until such time you treated yourself well with my balls.
 
Pineal:
In many places suicide and self-abuse are illegal, I see no reason why Gustav should not be protected even from himself.
That's a bit overzealous...and not true in the US.

Too, as long as one does not abuse oneself in public...

Gustav:
would not be a first
i have been banned for insulting myself
That's loopy.

Pineal:
...until such time you treated yourself well with my balls.
Dywyddyr: Um, could you rephrase that please?

*Cue scrotal fetish p0rn clip here*
 
nonsense

Helen Gurley Brown: "Spread semen over your face, [it's] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies. Makes a fine mask — and he'll be pleased.

i am betting wrinkle free balls
you can powder it afterward
 
Pineal:Semen, however, would have precisely the wrong effect, since it can act like an epoxy.

glue-guy_01.jpg


So now we know his secret...

Gustav: i am betting wrinkle free balls

I think you'd have to paralyze some motor nerves. Botox maybe...
The more you tickle one, the wrinklier they get...
 
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nonsense

Helen Gurley Brown: "Spread semen over your face, [it's] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies. Makes a fine mask — and he'll be pleased.

i am betting wrinkle free balls
you can powder it afterwards

Excuse me, I have an upclass establishment. My balls do not have wrinkles and cannot, like a feminist's face, absorb organic fluids. Further I would be concerned about what the proteolytic enzymes in the semen would do to my fine hardwood slats.
 
what line of work are you in?
/curious
I think it should be quite clear. I am the proud owner of a bowling recreational facility.

but you know this?
do my posts bleed?
I believe I said 'if'. And I am not a mod. I wouldn't presume to have their insights into your self-relationship.

It is not in my bailiwick.
 
But if you are thinking of purchasing a new ball or need some tips on your grip, please don't hesitate to ask.
 
Further I would be concerned about what the proteolytic enzymes in the semen would do to my fine hardwood slats.


pshaw
i have excellent aim
ask around

I believe I said 'if'


"if they knew....."


that means they may or may not be cognizant of a state of affairs that you are aware of. look again....

But if a mod knows you have low self esteem and are habitually self-judgmental,


you state it as a fact :shrug:

But if you are thinking of purchasing a new ball or need some tips on your grip, please don't hesitate to ask.


heh
passive-aggressive much?
 
pshaw
i have excellent aim
ask around
You're not in my leagues.

"if they knew....."


that means they may or may not be cognizant of a state of affairs that you are aware of. look again....
It could be taken to mean that I am aware of a state of affairs which they in turn might become aware of - but how could I be? - or it could simply refer to a possible future time when they know something about you. Or a present possible state of affairs.

you state it as a fact :shrug:
Here in the midwest we use a very subjunctive subjunctive.

If they drive to work....
If they know....
If they bowl at all....

How would I know?
 
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