Finish my Sentence

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  1. The Flemster Unstoppable sex machine Registered Senior Member

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    a massive conga-line of back-scratching be oraganised for the following week, with the stipulation that...
     
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  3. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    at least one person is between any two Greek guys, and no transsexuals within 100 yards of....
     
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  5. The Flemster Unstoppable sex machine Registered Senior Member

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    Tom Cruise, who was standing off to one side, with his...
     
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  7. CatherineW Registered Senior Member

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    willy out, telling all of the Greeks and transsexuals to come and take a look. Luckily the stipulation meant that they didn't adhere to Tom Cruise's requests so they just stayed in the conga line and thought about...
     
  8. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    why they were in this ridiculous position in the first place but none of them could remember and so began the Age of Forgetfulness that would plague the Earth for several decades until some guy, or was it some gal, or maybe it was both came along and....
     
  9. The Flemster Unstoppable sex machine Registered Senior Member

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    forgot completely what it was they were there for. They fitted right in when, just then...
     
  10. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    something happened, I think, or maybe it didn't but I'm sure whatever it was it was important because just then I took a swig of some Milk of Amnesia and you wouldn't believe what happened next, if only .....
     
  11. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    they wouldn't spike the milk with L S D because it really makes
     
  12. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    me an Iraqi gospel singer, not that I understand why but I can't help myself, it just happens, one minute I'm .......
     
  13. The Flemster Unstoppable sex machine Registered Senior Member

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    belting out a power ballad in the desert, the next I'm...
     
  14. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    helping to kill my brother's new wife because she is not a virgin, I suspect mine isn't one also, so right now I am trying to ......
     
  15. bananite Registered Member

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    make a career out of making suggestive figurines out of ......
     
  16. The Flemster Unstoppable sex machine Registered Senior Member

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    discarded fecal matter found at the side of the road, whilst still finding time to...
     
  17. CatherineW Registered Senior Member

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    plot my new wife's demise because of her promiscuous ways. Perhaps she needs a swig of Milk of Amnesia or perhaps...
     
  18. The Flemster Unstoppable sex machine Registered Senior Member

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    I can just bludgeon her to death with...
     
  19. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    a large dildo which can also be used for
     
  20. The Flemster Unstoppable sex machine Registered Senior Member

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    punching holes into donuts, as well as...
     
  21. CatherineW Registered Senior Member

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    stretching newly made vaginas in transsexuals (true donchaknow) speaking of trannsexuals, when I was in Texas last week...
     
  22. The Flemster Unstoppable sex machine Registered Senior Member

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    or was it B&Q? I can't remember...anyway, there I was when all of a sudden...
     
  23. CatherineW Registered Senior Member

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    out of nowhere, I laid eyes on the most disgusting thing in the entire world...
     
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