Finish my Sentence

a massive conga-line of back-scratching be oraganised for the following week, with the stipulation that...

 

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at least one person is between any two Greek guys, and no transsexuals within 100 yards of....

 

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Tom Cruise, who was standing off to one side, with his...

 

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willy out, telling all of the Greeks and transsexuals to come and take a look. Luckily the stipulation meant that they didn't adhere to Tom Cruise's requests so they just stayed in the conga line and thought about...

 

why they were in this ridiculous position in the first place but none of them could remember and so began the Age of Forgetfulness that would plague the Earth for several decades until some guy, or was it some gal, or maybe it was both came along and....

 

forgot completely what it was they were there for. They fitted right in when, just then...

 

something happened, I think, or maybe it didn't but I'm sure whatever it was it was important because just then I took a swig of some Milk of Amnesia and you wouldn't believe what happened next, if only .....

 

they wouldn't spike the milk with L S D because it really makes

 

me an Iraqi gospel singer, not that I understand why but I can't help myself, it just happens, one minute I'm .......

 

belting out a power ballad in the desert, the next I'm...

 

helping to kill my brother's new wife because she is not a virgin, I suspect mine isn't one also, so right now I am trying to ......

 

make a career out of making suggestive figurines out of ......

 

discarded fecal matter found at the side of the road, whilst still finding time to...

 

plot my new wife's demise because of her promiscuous ways. Perhaps she needs a swig of Milk of Amnesia or perhaps...

 

I can just bludgeon her to death with...

 

a large dildo which can also be used for

 

punching holes into donuts, as well as...

 

stretching newly made vaginas in transsexuals (true donchaknow) speaking of trannsexuals, when I was in Texas last week...

 

or was it B&Q? I can't remember...anyway, there I was when all of a sudden...

 

out of nowhere, I laid eyes on the most disgusting thing in the entire world...