Corrupt-A-Wish

[christa]

granted, but your mother ends up falling in love with you, and you where never born!


I wish this child would just LISTEN!!! a migraine for a week is just way to freakin much!

 

[Omega133]

I wish this child would just LISTEN!!! a migraine for a week is just way to freakin much!

Granted a Doctor sews a skin graft over her mouth that won't come off.

I wish I could go to Germany.

 

[Shogun]

You are stuck there forever, and in prison.

I wish I am god

 

[soullust]

You are stuck there forever, and in prison.

I wish I am god

wish Granted, but i become anti-god and kill you.

I wish we could all stay civilized inn The forums.

 

[Omega133]

Granted. :jason:

I wish there was a biker smilie.

 

[Shogun]

There is one, but it sends dozens of bikers rushing out of your computer screen and running you over.

I wish I can alter the strength and range of the four forces ( gravitational, electromagnetic, strong nuclear, weak nuclear )

 

[Kernl Sandrs]

I wish I can alter the strength and range of the four forces ( gravitational, electromagnetic, strong nuclear, weak nuclear )

You can, but you underestimate their power and it overwhelms you and you die.


I wish...Hell I don't know... I wish someone would make a wish for me.

 

[Omega133]

Granted. You wish to be fat and lonely.

I wish I didn't have to make up that wish.

 

[visceral_instinct]

Granted. You didn't, you know. You chose to. You could have not posted

I wish I could have a late growth spurt.

 

[Omega133]

I wish I could have a late growth spurt.

Granted. You grow to be 20 feet tall.

I wish I didn't get writer's block.

 

[Thoreau]

Granted. You grow to be 20 feet tall.

I wish I didn't get writer's block.

*Granted. You died so now theres no way to get it.

I wish I was above the law.

 

[Omega133]

I wish I was above the law.

Granted. Welcome back, Comrade Stalin.

I wish Mega-Man would come back on TV.

 

[Shogun]

You will have to pay a billion dollars a second for it. Also, this time instead of killing viruses, it create a TV virus.

I wish I can have to power to command all to do whatever I like.

 

[Shogun]

You can, but you underestimate their power and it overwhelms you and you die.

In that case, the universe dies with me.....

 

[Thoreau]

You will have to pay a billion dollars a second for it. Also, this time instead of killing viruses, it create a TV virus.

I wish I can have to power to command all to do whatever I like.

Granted, your name is now G.W. Bush and it's 2003 right as the Iraq war kicks off. You're Presisdent, and our first that can't read or write properly.

I wish I could go swimming right now.

 

[visceral_instinct]

Granted, you drown.

I wish to not look like Jordan with fuzzy black hair.

 

[Shogun]

Granted, you have fuzzy pink hair that is on fire

I wish I have the Death Note

 

[soullust]

Granted, you have fuzzy pink hair that is on fire

I wish I have the Death Note

wish granted, but the note explodes once you read it.

I wish I was a not so borred.

 

[NMSquirrel]

I wish I can have to power to command all to do whatever I like.

granted but that gets old fast.you suffer from extreme boredom..

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I wish I was a not so borred.

granted you find yourself transfered into shuguns wish


i wish ppl were not so stupid to leave a two year old in the car with the windows up for two and a half hours..

 

[Thoreau]

i wish ppl were not so stupid to leave a two year old in the car with the windows up for two and a half hours..

Granted - Now people leave their 2 year old in the car for 2 hours, 29 minutes and 59 seconds.

I wish my swimming pool was already filled.