Corrupt-A-Wish

So what if you don't wear pants? You can still shit yourself and make a mess of your bed :D

No one corrupted my wish. Motherfuckers.
 
That's okay.

Your hammock gets fixed, but you get drunk and vomit in it.

I wish I had super-thick obliques a la Cyborg Santos.
 
That's okay.

Your hammock gets fixed, but you get drunk and vomit in it.

I wish I had super-thick obliques a la Cyborg Santos.

You get super thick obliques, but unfortunately you get mugged by the same guy repeatedly because you can never turn around fast enough to identify him.

I want a fish which never defecates, urinates, or looks at me.
 
Granted. The fish doesn't defecate, urinate, or look at you, but it does vomit. At least once a day.

I wish to not have a rage problem...
 

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