clean your damn room

You sound like my girlfriend with that clean your room line. Hey!! did she put you up to this!!
 
I cleaned my boyfriend's whole house today so he wouldn't get in trouble. The bastard had the nerve to ask me to do the nasty, after I was all hot, sweaty and irritated. egh.
 
i give people money to clean my rooom. actually, someone else does, yknow, those paretnt people. yeah.

im not a snob ;)


just lazy.
 
Stop eating in your room(that way, you wont leave dishes and trash in your room) and take your clothes off in the bathroom(So you wont leave dirty clothes in your room). Simple, eh? Now you have a clean room.
 
Not so easy as you propose I'm afraid.

My room is the only place where the 2 dogs of my roommate cannot go. If I would bring my clothes to the bathroom they would find them, rip them, sleep on them, and if the need is high enough pee on them.

I'd rather just toss them on the floor on my room and walk all over them. It keeps them in a better state that way.

As for eating. My room is the most dog hair and dirt free room in the house so I prefer eating there. Actually I hardly eat at home.

The good thing is that to clean my room I just need to do the laundry, wipe the floor and throw the dishes into the sink.

I did the laundry the other day so it is now semy clean.
 
Dogs suck anyway, what's the point of keeping an animal if it stinks, ruins everything, and you have to pick up its waste? My cat is so cool, she uses the toilet and everything! She doesn't even shed. I don't have to worry about her kissing me, 'cause I know she doesn't eat her own poo!
 
Bah, I managed to fill the floor of my room up, and I only needed one day for that; one day, two TV sets, some printers, some paper wraps of food and clothes... and I don´t want to clean it up. :(

And I would not let my parents clean my room, too much vodka and whiskey bottles and some other unsightly things...:m:
 
Mmh, self love is allright, don´t you think
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... but perhaps I might have been hinting at something else.
 
Ahh, I know you been kiddin dude, just look at da cool emoticon I inserted in me post (alas I had to search for it a bit...). :cool:
 
me was not aware you were da cool dude with da cool pics dude!

wasup bro?

and damn da edit button.

edit...started to look for suitable emoticon but ended up at places like this:

for WCF
 
Sorry ma man, I kinda lost da damn site wit da cool picz. But I could not keep my brotha´s waiting wit my incredible witty post, now could I hav done that?
 
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