clean your damn room

NAh, no roaches, they are not really common around here. Just some very small white-gray things, I suppose some kind of dust mites or so. Normally, everything that enters my room dies after one day... :rolleyes:
 
No, humans are nearly as tough as rats, hard to kill with poison. You see, if someone did not die after he had lunch at Mc Donalds, he won´t die that fast. But when they are allergic to dust, they could get problems... well, only the good die young :D
 
"It is apparently a 'scientific fact' that it is unhealthy to live in a clean room. "


*falls over and dies*
 
Okay well at least I cleaned off my desk last night. Man it was a mess. Now I've got to go through that stack of mail I've been ignoring. It's kind of big and daunting. Hehe.
 
Still haven´t cleaned anything. Well, apart from my wastebin I have cleaned nothing... damn all those beer bottles and the wrappings of some food or another, and perhaps I should pick up the CDs that are strewn all over the room...ah, perhaps another day :D
 
I have an excuse for not tidying my room: this one time I left half an apple in my room for like, 12 hours, and came back and there were some spiderwebs on it. :eek: :( So clearly I'm not going to even attempt to tidy my room while there are spiders lurking and waiting for the opportunity to jump out and scare me to death!
 
:eek: There are flies in my room!?! YOU LIE!!1 :mad:

Now someone tell me what to bribe/blackmail/brainwash my sister with so she'll clean it for me... :)
 
That would require me to have money in the first place. :p

As to her getting fat ... that'll never happen, and she knows it. :( Though my birthday is coming up, and she's pretty broke too, so maybe a deal can be made!
 
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