El Paso “SciForums”
To the tune of
"El Paso"
Out in the wild threads at olde SciForums
I fell in love with a post I had wrote
Mid-Thursday morning found me dodging the tantrums
I’d hit “Reply” and then pause for a gloat
Blacker than night were the lines under my eyes
Wicked and evil before I pressed “send”
A distain so profound and bolstered by Fresca
How could I know that my rampage would end?
One night a wild young Admin came in
Like a fart in a windowless ca-aaa-aa-aa-aar
Dashing and daring, opinions he’s sharing
I found myself locked in a bitter flamewar
So in anger
I challenged his logic and also his hygiene
Down went his fingers to crusty keyboard
My challenge was answered in thirty short pages
But then I called him a ‘dirty old whore’
Just for a moment I sat there in silence
Shocked at the way that my mouth had run
My ergonomic chair swung away slowly
My single chance was Ad-min-i-stra-tion
Straight to my forum Inbox I went
Figures the damn thing was fu-uuu-uu-uu-uull
I smacked the tower with all of my power
But strangely my violence did not seem to help
I logged out as fast
As I could from the SciForums server and I fled
Out to the badlands of TSF.com
Back on ‘Politics’ my account would be worthless
The thread is all frozen and everyone’s left
But it’s been so long since I trolled psykeyhackr
Without pointless debate my life seems bereft
I knew there'd be a stern notification
Delivered to me by PM-MM-MMMM-MM-MMM
But my addiction is stranger than fiction
I called up the site and I logged myself in
And at last here
I am overlooking the Ethics subforum
What’s that? Some moron tries
non sequitur
My love for arguing makes me “Reply Quote” him
And then I just call him a dumb lazy turd
Closing the thread are two angry admins
Off to my left are a dozen or more
They’ve marshalled a case to just perma-ban me
…Well that just proves what I said before
Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel
An unpleasant burning deep in my profi-iiii-ii-iii-iile
I see the red card posted ‘bove my last comment
And then the banning cuts me out for a while
But my love of
Debating is strong and relentless and childish
I make up a sock and I’m back in an hour
I’ll have my say come hell or high water
You may have admin but I have a router
From out of nowhere my login is kicked out
My chances are ended and nothing to try
No point in raging and no time to pout now
Thescienceforum hello; and SF…. goooooodbyyyyyeeeeee
[instrumental Mexican guitar]