Happy Friday, gringos!
El Paso “SciForums”
El Paso “SciForums”
To the tune of "El Paso"
Out in the wild threads at olde SciForums
I fell in love with a post I had wrote
Mid-Thursday morning found me dodging the tantrums
I’d hit “Reply” and then pause for a gloat
Blacker than night were the lines under my eyes
Wicked and evil before I pressed “send”
A distain so profound and bolstered by Fresca
How could I know that my rampage would end?
One night a wild young Admin came in
Like a fart in a windowless ca-aaa-aa-aa-aar
Dashing and daring, opinions he’s sharing
I found myself locked in a bitter flamewar
So in anger
I challenged his logic and also his hygiene
Down went his fingers to crusty keyboard
My challenge was answered in thirty short pages
But then I called him a ‘dirty old whore’
Just for a moment I sat there in silence
Shocked at the way that my mouth had run
My ergonomic chair swung away slowly
My single chance was Ad-min-i-stra-tion
Straight to my forum Inbox I went
Figures the damn thing was fu-uuu-uu-uu-uull
I smacked the tower with all of my power
But strangely my violence did not seem to help
I logged out as fast
As I could from the SciForums server and I fled
Out to the badlands of TSF.com
Back on ‘Politics’ my account would be worthless
The thread is all frozen and everyone’s left
But it’s been so long since I trolled psykeyhackr
Without pointless debate my life seems bereft
I knew there'd be a stern notification
Delivered to me by PM-MM-MMMM-MM-MMM
But my addiction is stranger than fiction
I called up the site and I logged myself in
And at last here
I am overlooking the Ethics subforum
What’s that? Some moron tries non sequitur
My love for arguing makes me “Reply Quote” him
And then I just call him a dumb lazy turd
Closing the thread are two angry admins
Off to my left are a dozen or more
They’ve marshalled a case to just perma-ban me
…Well that just proves what I said before
Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel
An unpleasant burning deep in my profi-iiii-ii-iii-iile
I see the red card posted ‘bove my last comment
And then the banning cuts me out for a while
But my love of
Debating is strong and relentless and childish
I make up a sock and I’m back in an hour
I’ll have my say come hell or high water
You may have admin but I have a router
From out of nowhere my login is kicked out
My chances are ended and nothing to try
No point in raging and no time to pout now
*High pitched voice*Thescienceforum hello; and SF…. goooooodbyyyyyeeeeee
Fraggle said:I'll let it go with an informal warning this time, but that is a violation of the SciForums rules. Do it again and you might find yourself taking another little vacation. I wonder how many of the members will miss you.
Of course... after all, he could act like you
Or, lie like you.
Enough already.Or, lie like you.
Shame that I havent lied... your delusional state simply prevents you from admitting the truth
Enough already.
You're acting like a bad mannered child.
At the moment the only thing you are contributing to this site is abuse, nothing more. Not even constructive criticism of the subject matter which appears to consume you with so much hatred. All you have posted here has been abuse and swearing at people.
Your last 50 or so posts have been nothing but insults and abuse. You need a new hobby.
If you are incapable of conducting yourself like a human being, you will be barred from posting here. From swearing at people to your obsession for stalking and swearing at and abusing anyone who dares to admit they believe in a deity, without provocation. Your verbal diarrhea of abuse and swearing is not acceptable here.
Shame that I havent lied... your delusional state simply prevents you from admitting the truth
Is that helping the situation in any way?
Rise above, grasshopper.
Enough already.
You're acting like a bad mannered child.
At the moment the only thing you are contributing to this site is abuse, nothing more. Not even constructive criticism of the subject matter which appears to consume you with so much hatred. All you have posted here has been abuse and swearing at people.
Your last 50 or so posts have been nothing but insults and abuse. You need a new hobby.
If you are incapable of conducting yourself like a human being, you will be barred from posting here. From swearing at people to your obsession for stalking and swearing at and abusing anyone who dares to admit they believe in a deity, without provocation. Your verbal diarrhea of abuse and swearing is not acceptable here.
Ignore him. He isn't worth the time or the energy. You won't get anywhere. We are are the point of going beyond reason now and nothing you say or do will improve anything. He's gone past that. He's just angry. If he keeps up, then I will moderate him. So it's best to not give him more reasons to be angry and abusive. If he's going to hang himself, let him do so with his own rope.
Five pages now and I've refrained from posting in this thread. Never thought it would last this long!
A minor correction: it's not just "enough already" - it's FAR more than enough!! He needs a LONG time-out in the corner. (If he thinks this site is so bad, then he should get the heck out of Dodge.)
And yes, I would miss him - just like I'd miss a BAD toothache.
Q you need to chill, you have gone off the deep end.
Me being angry ===> :roflmao:
Of course, Bells has to state that I'm the one who is angry when all she is doing is projecting her own anger and frustration at being shown wrong and not being able to rationally hold her position without emotionally charged rants.
Yes, she will "moderate" me because that is the only recourse she has left to not being able to formulate a valid argument. So sad.
Why do you moderators openly insult and lie to people here and then have the audacity to write something like that? You are now lying yourself. You know damn well I was showing your claims to be false with evidence and facts, but you insisted on offering only emotionally charged rants, and now you lie by saying I was the one not offering constructive criticism.
I am the one being stalked by you moderators. Why? Because you're incapable of forming valid arguments and hate being shown to be wrong. That is the bottom line.
YOU are the bad mannered child, Bells. So, stop projecting your own deficiencies onto others.