A Request For Sciforum "Moderators"

El Paso “SciForums”

To the tune of "El Paso"

Out in the wild threads at olde SciForums
I fell in love with a post I had wrote
Mid-Thursday morning found me dodging the tantrums
I’d hit “Reply” and then pause for a gloat

Blacker than night were the lines under my eyes
Wicked and evil before I pressed “send”
A distain so profound and bolstered by Fresca
How could I know that my rampage would end?

One night a wild young Admin came in
Like a fart in a windowless ca-aaa-aa-aa-aar
Dashing and daring, opinions he’s sharing
I found myself locked in a bitter flamewar

So in anger
I challenged his logic and also his hygiene
Down went his fingers to crusty keyboard
My challenge was answered in thirty short pages
But then I called him a ‘dirty old whore’

Just for a moment I sat there in silence
Shocked at the way that my mouth had run
My ergonomic chair swung away slowly
My single chance was Ad-min-i-stra-tion

Straight to my forum Inbox I went
Figures the damn thing was fu-uuu-uu-uu-uull
I smacked the tower with all of my power
But strangely my violence did not seem to help

I logged out as fast
As I could from the SciForums server and I fled
Out to the badlands of TSF.com
Back on ‘Politics’ my account would be worthless
The thread is all frozen and everyone’s left
But it’s been so long since I trolled psykeyhackr
Without pointless debate my life seems bereft

I knew there'd be a stern notification
Delivered to me by PM-MM-MMMM-MM-MMM
But my addiction is stranger than fiction
I called up the site and I logged myself in

And at last here
I am overlooking the Ethics subforum
What’s that? Some moron tries non sequitur
My love for arguing makes me “Reply Quote” him
And then I just call him a dumb lazy turd

Closing the thread are two angry admins
Off to my left are a dozen or more
They’ve marshalled a case to just perma-ban me
…Well that just proves what I said before

Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel
An unpleasant burning deep in my profi-iiii-ii-iii-iile
I see the red card posted ‘bove my last comment
And then the banning cuts me out for a while

But my love of
Debating is strong and relentless and childish
I make up a sock and I’m back in an hour
I’ll have my say come hell or high water
You may have admin but I have a router

From out of nowhere my login is kicked out
My chances are ended and nothing to try
No point in raging and no time to pout now

Haha hahahahaaa

*Giggling starts to fade into nervous laughter*..

Thescienceforum hello; and SF…. goooooodbyyyyyeeeeee
*High pitched voice*

Oh fuck no!

I've been posting there for years..

*Tears flood into eyes*

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
Fraggle said:
I'll let it go with an informal warning this time, but that is a violation of the SciForums rules. Do it again and you might find yourself taking another little vacation. I wonder how many of the members will miss you.

Could Fraggle be any more hypocritical?
 
Mod Note

Or, lie like you.
Enough already.

You're acting like a bad mannered child.

At the moment the only thing you are contributing to this site is abuse, nothing more. Not even constructive criticism of the subject matter which appears to consume you with so much hatred. All you have posted here has been abuse and swearing at people.

Your last 50 or so posts have been nothing but insults and abuse. You need a new hobby.

If you are incapable of conducting yourself like a human being, you will be barred from posting here. From swearing at people to your obsession for stalking and swearing at and abusing anyone who dares to admit they believe in a deity, without provocation. Your verbal diarrhea of abuse and swearing is not acceptable here.
 
Enough already.

You're acting like a bad mannered child.

At the moment the only thing you are contributing to this site is abuse, nothing more. Not even constructive criticism of the subject matter which appears to consume you with so much hatred. All you have posted here has been abuse and swearing at people.

Your last 50 or so posts have been nothing but insults and abuse. You need a new hobby.

If you are incapable of conducting yourself like a human being, you will be barred from posting here. From swearing at people to your obsession for stalking and swearing at and abusing anyone who dares to admit they believe in a deity, without provocation. Your verbal diarrhea of abuse and swearing is not acceptable here.

Five pages now and I've refrained from posting in this thread. Never thought it would last this long!

A minor correction: it's not just "enough already" - it's FAR more than enough!! He needs a LONG time-out in the corner. (If he thinks this site is so bad, then he should get the heck out of Dodge.)

And yes, I would miss him - just like I'd miss a BAD toothache.
 
Shame that I havent lied... your delusional state simply prevents you from admitting the truth

Ignore him. He isn't worth the time or the energy. You won't get anywhere. We are are the point of going beyond reason now and nothing you say or do will improve anything. He's gone past that. He's just angry. If he keeps up, then I will moderate him. So it's best to not give him more reasons to be angry and abusive. If he's going to hang himself, let him do so with his own rope.
 
Enough already.

You're acting like a bad mannered child.

At the moment the only thing you are contributing to this site is abuse, nothing more. Not even constructive criticism of the subject matter which appears to consume you with so much hatred. All you have posted here has been abuse and swearing at people.

Your last 50 or so posts have been nothing but insults and abuse. You need a new hobby.

If you are incapable of conducting yourself like a human being, you will be barred from posting here. From swearing at people to your obsession for stalking and swearing at and abusing anyone who dares to admit they believe in a deity, without provocation. Your verbal diarrhea of abuse and swearing is not acceptable here.

Why do you moderators openly insult and lie to people here and then have the audacity to write something like that? You are now lying yourself. You know damn well I was showing your claims to be false with evidence and facts, but you insisted on offering only emotionally charged rants, and now you lie by saying I was the one not offering constructive criticism.

I am the one being stalked by you moderators. Why? Because you're incapable of forming valid arguments and hate being shown to be wrong. That is the bottom line.

YOU are the bad mannered child, Bells. So, stop projecting your own deficiencies onto others.
 
Ignore him. He isn't worth the time or the energy. You won't get anywhere. We are are the point of going beyond reason now and nothing you say or do will improve anything. He's gone past that. He's just angry. If he keeps up, then I will moderate him. So it's best to not give him more reasons to be angry and abusive. If he's going to hang himself, let him do so with his own rope.


Me being angry ===> :roflmao:

Of course, Bells has to state that I'm the one who is angry when all she is doing is projecting her own anger and frustration at being shown wrong and not being able to rationally hold her position without emotionally charged rants.

Yes, she will "moderate" me because that is the only recourse she has left to not being able to formulate a valid argument. So sad.
 
Five pages now and I've refrained from posting in this thread. Never thought it would last this long!

A minor correction: it's not just "enough already" - it's FAR more than enough!! He needs a LONG time-out in the corner. (If he thinks this site is so bad, then he should get the heck out of Dodge.)

And yes, I would miss him - just like I'd miss a BAD toothache.

Yes, and you're just one of the all time faves here, aren't you? LOL.
 
Me being angry ===> :roflmao:

Of course, Bells has to state that I'm the one who is angry when all she is doing is projecting her own anger and frustration at being shown wrong and not being able to rationally hold her position without emotionally charged rants.

Yes, she will "moderate" me because that is the only recourse she has left to not being able to formulate a valid argument. So sad.

[COLOR="#Teal"]Mod Hat:

Years worth of verbal warnings have failed to change this attitude... in light of the plethora of other recent personal attacks, Q has been issued an infraction and, consistent with the rules laid out by the administration, a 7 day ban for already having an active infraction point.[/COLOR]
 
Why do you moderators openly insult and lie to people here and then have the audacity to write something like that? You are now lying yourself. You know damn well I was showing your claims to be false with evidence and facts, but you insisted on offering only emotionally charged rants, and now you lie by saying I was the one not offering constructive criticism.

I am the one being stalked by you moderators. Why? Because you're incapable of forming valid arguments and hate being shown to be wrong. That is the bottom line.

YOU are the bad mannered child, Bells. So, stop projecting your own deficiencies onto others.


Your opening post in the 'note to all atheist thread' thread was not to discuss the issues regarding atheism, it was to complain that it was a moderator who stated the thread. At no time did you attempt to discuss the subject matter - you just complained. Okay.. You were ignored by all participants, so your next post in the thread upped the level of anger and in crept the insults and abuse because you felt that because you had been banned for 3 days for posting something inappropriate, a moderator should not be allowed to have started that thread.. Everyone except Balerion ignores you, Balerion gives a brief response with his own complaint about moderators.

Still no attempt by you to even discuss the topic.

A few pages later, your third post, you become even more insulting and abusive and yep, that's right, still no attempt to discuss the thread topic. So far, no moderator has even responded to you or provoked you, but you were abusive and insulting to all and sundry. Fourth post, still angry and still not discussing the topic. Only one or two people address you this time, everyone else ignores your post for several pages.

Your next foray into the thread is to complain about religions and lobbing stone.. Again, this is without provocation. The first hint of you responding to the actual thread.. Whereupon Tiassa points out the hypocrisy and hatemongering in our post. This is the first time a moderator has actually responded to you in the thread. Keep in mind, this is after 5 angry and abusive posts from you.

Your next response is a further descent into more abuse and insults and it just went on and on and on.. At one point one pointed out you were acting stupid and commented on your bigotry, because by that point, you were abusing and insulting people just for being theists and it had gone on for page after page after page.. Your response? "Fuck off asshole"..

At no time did you actually sit down and discuss the topic. The whole time and effort you spent in that thread was to abuse and insult people and by the end, you were simply swearing at them. If you believe this is you somehow winning an argument, then good for you. 'You've won the internets'. I am not moderating you because you have won the 'interwebz' (Q). You are being moderated because you are incapable of posting here without insulting, abusing and swearing at people for nothing more than their belief in their God or they are religious. Your obsession with my emotions aside, and you spent so much time commenting that I was emotional in your abusive and insulting sprays, even after you saw me repeatedly request that it stop, since I was not emotional, you were moderated because you are simply incapable of posting here in a rational and non-abusive manner.

Perhaps you are incapable of conducting yourself in a manner that is conducive to you speaking without abusing and insulting and swearing at people.. We have yet to see it. As I said (Q).. Your last few dozen posts (and probably more, I got tired by page 4 of your posts because there's only so much swearing and abuse I really want to sit down and read) have been nothing but abuse and insults and swearing at people.

It is time that you stop blaming others for your acting this way and take some responsibility for your own actions.

Because if you are incapable of doing so, then it will come to a point where you will no longer be allowed to post here. Hopefully you will use these next 7 days to rethink your behaviour on this site. Because I can tell you now, without help, you have given yourself 10 times the rope required for permanent removal from this site. Use these next 7 days to sort yourself out and stop being so abusive.
 
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