I would enjoy #'s; 714 & 718 only. 717 would require me to lock you in a cage with a grizzly bear. Express remorse!!!!!!713. Pee in a swimming pool to see the purple dye. Try and make a pattern.
714. Set fire to a yacht.
715. Jump out a helicopter into the sea.
716. Shoot somebody.
717. Eat an endangered animal in front of animal rights activists.
718. Throw turds at Bush, Blair or anyone high up when the media are around.
719. Streak at a sporting event or in front of the media.
720. Take a hire car to a race day at a track.