1001 Things to do Before You Die...

[Nickelodeon]

731. Learn MTW properly and kick everyones ass.

 

[The Devil Inside]

731. give nickelodeon MTW lessons so they can whoop on dutchmen.

 

[Prince_James]

732. Beat the hell out of these people in Age of Empires 2: The Conquerors.

 

[Nickelodeon]

733. Fire up Age of Empires 2: The Conquerors and kick some ass.

 

[draqon]

734. Understand why world is silent

 

[skywalker]

Make out with three hot Chinese Triplets.

 

[orcot]

736. Hold a pissing contest with a geyser.
737. Hold a how much you can eat contest with fire
738. fill a bucket with a hole in it

 

[Prince_James]

739. Get you naked by the end of this song.

 

[Bells]

740. Buy a cattle prod and go shopping on a major sale day.

 

[outlandish]

i'm gonna snag #1001 you fuckers.

 

[Nickelodeon]

741. Snag #1001 eventually.

 

[WraithGod]

741. Get up to 20 fucking posts so you can post links and pictures and find out what the fuck animal was in the field across from your friend's sister's boyfriend's house.

 

[orcot]

742. spent my 1000 post on this thread because I got no better use for it

 

[rhinorulz]

12. Prove Pythagoras' Theorem, Einstein's theory of relativity and all of Newton's laws wrong...by being infeasbly clever

Einstein’s theory is theoretically proven wrong see "challenge"

 

[rhinorulz]

62. Learn and do often-aggresive driving eg. over 170 with stunts
63. Make a real difference in a human's life
64. Make the humans on this world more enviromentally friendly/self sufficient/more satisfied with a simple life

what ever # do #63 to all of the enhabitants of the planet or outer space

 

[rhinorulz]

475. STay up for 5 days straight

did that two years ago. one week later I walked on a wall.

 

[rhinorulz]

683. Go Blonde.
684. Be in two places at once.
685. Swim with sharks.
686. Learn sign language.
687. Win the lottery.
688. Buy a country with said lottery money.
689. Solve a Rubix Cube.
690. When you realize you can't solve the Rubix cube, throw it to the sharks.
691. Live in a house with hidden rooms and secret passageways.
692. Swim in the Dead Sea.
693. Break a world record.
694. Convince someone to go bald.
695. Fill my iPod to capacity with songs.
696. Fall in love.
697. Buy a useless electrical appliance.
698. Make cookies.
699. Make love.
700. Dance in the rain.
701. Ask to see the menu when ordering pizza over the phone.
702. Karaoke in Japan.
703. Egg a house.
704. Go on a roadtrip with no particular destination.
705. Break a bone.
706. Find an item of clothing that you would never wear in public, then wear it in public.
707. Smash something.
708. Show up at the airport with a bag and a passport and take the first flight avaiable.
709. Convince someone in joining you in creating a concrete angel (dry concrete).
710. Start your own holiday. Eg. Happy Aluminum Underpants Day!

691. Live in a house with hidden rooms and secret passageways.
that's my dream house

 

[swivel]

743. Post in the Cesspool

 

[draqon]

744. Understand eternity

 

[Nickelodeon]

745. Hate draqon.