In the cricket

The Queen has a chastity belt?

Lizzie and Old Phil goin' hammer 'n' tongs. There's a visual to dwell on.

No, The fucking backstop, you moron!

Have the Poms had a goodun since Knotty?
 
The Queen has a chastity belt?
I'm not that familiar with Brenda.

Lizzie and Old Phil goin' hammer 'n' tongs. There's a visual to dwell on.
Or not.

No, The fucking backstop, you moron!
Backstop?

Have the Poms had a goodun since Knotty?
John Knott?
http://www.eng.bham.ac.uk/metallurgy/staff/knott.shtml
Metallurgy - fascinating.
And Brum is worth a visit, mainly for the aircraft museum just outside. Did you know they have a Boulton-Paul P.111 there?
 
Boulton-Paul P.111 there?

I know that. I know that, That's the device for securing the Pope's chastity belt.

Have you ever noticed how he adjusts his protector just prior to smooching up the pavement/tarmac ( depending on whether he's arrived by popemobile or popejet.)
 
I know that. I know that, That's the device for securing the Pope's chastity belt.
Nope, it's rather too large for that.

Have you ever noticed how he adjusts his protector just prior to smooching up the pavement/tarmac ( depending on whether he's arrived by popemobile or popejet.)
I have to admit (possibly shamefully) that I've never paid that much attention to the Pope.
On the other hand he never seems to pay much attention to me, so I suppose it's fair.
 
:roflmao:
when oli talks to himself he sure is funny..
Are you still operating under the mistaken assumption that olichokesonburntbail is me?
I've already told you I don't do sock puppets.
 
Are you still operating under the mistaken assumption that olichokesonburntbail is me?
I've already told you I don't do sock puppets.

well of course you'd say that if he is your sockpuppet..
 
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