Tree Grows in Man's Lung

draqon said:
its...supposed to be. In Soviet Russia, tree grows you. Bunch of killjoys on a tree growing here and there, fruity variety.
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Trees are evil.

They emit methane.

To paraphrase the song:

They're out to destroy you, they will cut you down !

I seen it, so help me.
 
Orleander said:
hmmm, where are my kids? Damn, they are never around when I need to perform an experiment...I mean, give them a hug.
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You see this...this is the sort of things that makes American women different from other women of Earth. American women are willing to conduct evil experiments on their own kids. This is how far American women have sank...I say no more.
 
draqon said:
You see this...this is the sort of things that makes American women different from other women of Earth. American women are willing to conduct evil experiments on their own kids. This is how far American women have sank...I say no more.
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Somebody's got to advance the cause of human knowledge.

It's like I always say - you can't make a Bomblet withour breaking a few legs.

:mufc:
 
Killjoy said:
Somebody's got to advance the cause of human knowledge.

It's like I always say - you can't make a Bomblet withour breaking a few legs.

:mufc:
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advance it on cockroaches, that human knowledge, not on precious innocent cuddly young poor children who are left to be devoured by American culture.
 
well, we haven't sunk so far as to date russian virgins. We do have some standards.

Ah, its getting dark. They are probably upstairs getting dressed. Its time to go hooking and the 11 yr old needs a ride to her corner.
 
draqon said:
ah so you do read my replies. :cool: my masterplan worked. :p
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Indeed...

Truly you are no longer an apprentice baiter, but a...














Wait for it....





















MASTER baiter !



Hiyooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!!!!!

:mufc:
 
takandjive said:
A fir? Didn't happen. Needles have chlorophyll. That's produced by the sun. Unless the man had a hole in his chest the size of a flower pot...
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I think chlorophyll expression is turned on or off due to exposure from sunlight. A mutant deficit in control of chlorophyll expression would presumably express even in sunless conditions.

But I too am skeptical.
 
I can't be bothered to click the link but, Orleander, it would be possible.

'Growing' is a fairly inexact term. A lot of seed varieties just need warm and moist conditions in which to germinate - regardless of light levels.
 
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