Wifey: Oh hubby dearest please accept this stick up your arse as a token of my affection.
Hubby: Whaa. Get that fucking thing away from my anus!
Wifey: But darling we are married and doing this to you would really turn me on right now.
Hubby: But that's a serious sexual assault!
Wifey: Not legally it isn't now BEND OVER!!
Hubby: Whaa. Get that fucking thing away from my anus!
Wifey: But darling we are married and doing this to you would really turn me on right now.
Hubby: But that's a serious sexual assault!
Wifey: Not legally it isn't now BEND OVER!!