Rules Club

Captain Kremmen said:
By Authoritay of the masters, and rule #8
quoted post, and all posts of the heretic antirulesclubberist Enmos
NULL AND VOID

all hail the mighty gustav.


Heed not the words of the scant bearded one.
Enmos is his name and Enmosity or division is his intention.
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Deception is thine game, Antagonist.
Swallow that hideous split tongue !
 
Enmos said:

I never attempted any such thing, I just seized control.
Legally I might add, by sticking to the rules :D
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Pointy eared one, read again rule 8 and depair.
You shall NEVER seize control.

whazzup biatch!

Rule#44
Love Hearts all round. Second Crash.

all hail the mighty gustav
fujugoodigookiblep
 
Rule 0(base rule) is invalid per itself.
Rules 12, 13, what would've been 17(B), 19, 25, 28, 29, 34 are invalid per rule 9.
What would've been 37 (A), 38 (A) and (C), 39(C), 40 (A) and (D), 41 (C) and (D), 42 (B) and (C), and 43 (B) are invalid per rule 36.
What would've been 42(A) is invalid per rule 39 (A).
What would've been rule 44 (B), rule 46 and 53 are invalid per rule 44 (A).


Rule 12: Rule 32 and 33 are repealed. Rule 32 will read: Rule #32 No more rules. fujugoodigookiblep (repealed). Rule 33 will read: Rule #33 Ignore rule #32fujugoodigookiblep (repealed) fujugoodigookiblep
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Rule 13: In view of multiple rules for various rule numbers, the following valid rules will be renumbered as follows:

Rule 15 (A) Men must have both hands on the keyboard at all times....(fujugoodigookiblep) (B) Don't let any dumb blondes join the club.. fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 21 (A) If you can not sing all the words to O' Canada you may not join rules club...fujugoodigookiblep (B) If typing while drunk, include the fujugoodigookiblep twice at the end...fujugoodigookiblep fujugoodigookiblep.
Rule 38: (B)whazzup biatch!
rule # 38 : all future rules will end with a line break followed by.....
all hail the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep
(D)Wazzup biatch!
Rule #38
All rules following rule 38 must now be written backwards in alternating upper and lower case lettering.
all hail the mighty Gustav
fujugoodigookiblep
For the purposes of listing this rule it shall read Rule 13: the following valid rules are renumbered 15(A) (B), 21 (A) (B) and 38 (A) (B)
...fujugoodigookiblep
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Rule 19: Rule 38(B) and 38(D) are repealed. and Will read: Rule 38(B)all future rules will end with a line break followed by..... all hail the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep (repealed) (D) All rules following rule 38 must now be written backwards in alternating upper and lower case lettering. (repealed) fujugoodigookiblep
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Rule 25 The following Valid rules will be renumbered as follows:
Rule 39 (A) whazzup biatch!
rule # 39 Rules which limit the number of rules are disallowed.
fujugoodigookiblep (B) Rule #39
(photo of a ruler)
all hail the mighty Gustav
fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 40 (B)whazzup biatch!
rule # 40 : sequential ordering and presentation of rules is not compulsory
all hail the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep
(C) Wazzup Biatch!
Rule #40 A day of Celebration. is announced. All Rules Club members are permitted to hop up and down on one leg and sing the rules club anthem.
"O canada the Fair
you smell like catshit.......etc
all hail the mighty Gustav
fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 41 (A)whazzup biatch!
rule # 41 whazzup biatch and fujugoodigookiblep are the only added statements needed to make a rule valid. All others are optional.
fujugoodigookiblep (B)Wazzup biatch!
Rule 41 (a: paragraph 2, subsection 12): As a newly reopened Rule Club all previous Rule Club rules, except those attempting to desist rule making will not be disregarded. This means upon the reopening of Rule Club all previous rules' numbers will all run consecutively from the old Rule Club fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 44 (A)whazzup biatch!
rule # 44 : all future rules shall adhere to the rules club approved format as follows. any deviations shall render rule invalid
whazzup biatch!
rule # __ : all hail the mighty gustav
fujugoodigookiblep
(C) Rule#44 Love Hearts all round. Second Crash. all hail the mighty gustav
fujugoodigookiblep

For purposes of listing this rule it shall read: Rule 25: renumbers the following rules: 39 (A) (B), 40 (B) (C), 41 (A) (B) 44 (A) (C)
...fujugoodigookiblep
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Rule 28 Rule 40 (B) whazzup biatch!
rule # 40 : sequential ordering and presentation of rules is not compulsory
all hail the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep is now repealed. Use of sequential ordering and presentation of rules is highly recommended. Rule 40 (C) will now simply be Rule 40 fujugoodigookiblep
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Rule 29 the rule formerly known as rule 0 (base rule) cannot be made valid per rule 0(see updated list of all valid rules) fujugoodigookiblep
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Rule 34 Any invalid rule may be resubmitted as a new rule provided it uses current acceptable format--currently per rule 44(A)--and doesn't break any current rules per rule 2 fujugoodigookiblep
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whazzup biatch!

Rule #46: All rules made obsolete per rule 16 are as follows rule 6, 7, 8, 14, 23 and 52.

They will still be listed in current list of rules. (obsolete) will follow each rule.

all hail the mighty gustav
fujugoodigookiblep
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whazzup biatch!

Rule #53: (A) All future rules regarding format to render a rule valid must be approved by

5 members of rules club. Members may do this by listing the rule in full, and after

fujugoodigookiblep the rule # followed by (01-05) and their name.
example: all hail the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep
Rule #53(01) your name here (02) your name here and so forth.
(B) Any rule to repeal or ammend a rule requires approval of 5 members of rules under the

format outlined in rule 53 (A)

all hail the mighty gustav
fujugoodigookiblep
 
current rules:

Rule 0...........................mmmmmmmh. All subsequent rule 0's are to be ignored.
Rule 1. Members Join the club by inventing at least one new rule.
Rule 2. The new rule made must not break any previous rules.
#3. What happens in Sci forums stays in Sci forums. Under no circumstances
will you discuss any of these topics outside these walls.
Rule 4. You DO NOT talk about RULES CLUB.
RULE 5: WHEN IN DOUBT, DEPLOY ALL NUCLEAR WEAPONS IMMEDIATELY !
rule 6: women in the rules club cannot quit rules club, wear clothes, or refuse to offer their sexual services to me. they must RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! (obsolete)
rule 7: women in the club who used to be men (or who aren't sure) cannot abrogate their responsibilities under rule 6.(obsolete)
Rule #8: All rules created by the Rules Club hater Enmos will be null and void.
All statements posted by him are also null and void.
We repeat, very wisely,
NULL AND VOIDall hail the mighty Gustav fujugoodigookiblep (obsolete)
Rule 9: All future rules must end with fujugoodigookiblep.
Rule 10: Anyone with an IQ of 100 or lower cannot join the club fujugoodigookiblep.
Rule 11. No talking to yourself. fujugoodigookiblep.
Rule 12: Rule 32 and 33 are repealed. Rule 32 will read: Rule #32 No more rules. fujugoodigookiblep (repealed) Rule 33 will read: Rule #33 Ignore rule #32fujugoodigookiblep (repealed) fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 13: Rule 13: the following valid rules are renumbered 15(A) (B), 21 (A) (B) and 38 (A) (B)...fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 14: Codanbland has no authoritah fujugoodigookiblep. (obsolete)
Rule 15 (A) Men must have both hands on the keyboard at all times....(fujugoodigookiblep) (B) Don't let any dumb blondes join the club.. fujugoodigookiblep
16: rules made in regards to individual club members are obselete.fujugoodigookiblep
17: in accordance with rule 15, men can then use the keyboard to
masturbate.fujugoodigookiblep
Rule # 18 No Aussies allowed, they speak using strange words that only they can understand. ............fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 19: Rule 38(B) and 38(D) are repealed. and Will read: Rule 38(B)all future rules will end with a line break followed by..... all hail the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep (repealed) (D) All rules following rule 38 must now be written backwards in alternating upper and lower case lettering. (repealed) fujugoodigookiblep
Rule #20 Rule Britannia! fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 21 (A) If you can not sing all the words to O' Canada you may not join rules club...fujugoodigookiblep (B) If typing while drunk, include the fujugoodigookiblep twice at the end...fujugoodigookiblep fujugoodigookiblep.
Rule # 23 Spud is cut off after 4 drinks. If he has a fifth his login password will be terminated....fujugoodigookiblep.(obsolete)
Rule #24 - Swearing is big and it IS fucking clever - fujugoodigookiblep.
Rule 25: renumbers the following rules: 39 (A) (B), 40 (B) (C), 41 (A) (B) 44 (A) (C)
Rule #26 Any member not failing to ignore all of the rules without exception will not disbar themselves from not being banned from not posting to the Club. fujugoodigookiblep (or not)
Rule # 27 You may not cut, peel, or mash pototatoes while Spud is online he takes it too personally.....fujugoodigookiblep.
Rule 28 Rule 40 (B) whazzup biatch! rule # 40 : sequential ordering and presentation of rules is not compulsory all hail the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep is now repealed. Use of sequential ordering
and presentation of rules is highly recommended. Rule 40 (C) will now simply be Rule 40 fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 29 the rule formerly known as rule 0 (base rule) cannot be made valid per rule 0(see updated list of all valid rules) fujugoodigookiblep
Rule #30 If this is your first night at Rules CLUB, you HAVE to fight another
member.fujugoodigookiblep
Rule #31 Every thursday the use of the letter's A and C are banned..fujugoodigookiblep
Rule #32 No more rules. fujugoodigookiblep (repealed)
Rule #33 Ignore rule #32 fujugoodigookiblep (repealed)
Rule 34 Any invalid rule may be resubmitted as a new rule provided it uses current acceptable format--currently per rule 44(A)--and doesn't break any current rules per rule 2 fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 35 Inthe event of a rule which closes the club, the club will immediately reform as a new club with all the rules minus that rule. The new club will have the same numbering system as the old one, and will even show the old rule, but it will not be part of the club rules. fujugoodigookiblep
rule # 36 : all future rules must be formatted thusly....
whazzup biatch!
rule # _________________________ .....fujugoodigookiblep
Rule #37: No rules prior to rule #37 may not be changed in any way.
all ahil the mighty Gustav fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 38: (B)whazzup biatch! rule # 38 : all future rules will end with a line break followed by.....all hail the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep (repealed)
(D)Wazzup biatch!Rule #38 All rules following rule 38 must now be written backwards in alternating upper and lower case lettering. all hail the mighty Gustav fujugoodigookiblep (repealed)
Rule 39 (A) whazzup biatch! rule # 39 Rules which limit the number of rules are disallowed. fujugoodigookiblep (B) Rule #39 (photo of a ruler) all hail the mighty Gustav fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 40 (B)whazzup biatch! rule # 40 : sequential ordering and presentation of rules is not compulsory all hail the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep
(C) Wazzup Biatch! Rule #40 A day of Celebration. is announced. All Rules Club members are permitted to hop up and down on one leg and sing the rules club anthem."O canada the Fair you smell like catshit.......etc
all hail the mighty Gustav fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 41 (A)whazzup biatch! rule # 41 whazzup biatch and fujugoodigookiblep are the only added statements needed to make a rule valid. All others are optional. fujugoodigookiblep (B)Wazzup biatch! Rule 41 (a: paragraph 2, subsection 12): As a newly reopened Rule Club all previous Rule Club rules, except those attempting to desist rule making will not be disregarded. This means upon the reopening of Rule Club all previous rules' numbers will all run consecutively from the old Rule Club. fujugoodigookiblep
rule # 42 : there can be an infinite number of rules. all hail the mighty gustav
fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 43: All rules containing verbs must contain the word "[verb]" before and after the verb(s) all [verb]hail[verb] the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 44 (A)whazzup biatch! rule # 44 : all future rules shall adhere to the rules club approved format as follows. any deviations shall render rule invalid
whazzup biatch!

rule # __ :

all hail the mighty gustav
fujugoodigookiblep
(C) Rule#44 Love Hearts all round. Second Crash. all hail the mighty gustav
fujugoodigookiblep
rule #45: The pointing out of violation of rules must be written with their respective number and violation details, so those violating rule #10 can keep up.all hail the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep
Rule #46: All rules made obsolete per rule 16 are as follows rule 6, 7, 8, 14, 23and 52. They will still be listed in current list of rules. (obsolete) will follow each rule. all hail the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep
rule #47: Fraud is not against the rules of the rules club all hail the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep
rule #48 Rules is more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules - Haaarrrrr!
all hail the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep
Rule # 49:" Wazzup Biatch! and All hail the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep, must NOT be copy and pasted but typed out" all hail the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep
rule #50 Any new posts that are NOT new rules must use 2 point Tahoma and coloured green all hail the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep
Rule #51 On Christmas and Bank Holidays all rules club members should greet each other by hopping up and down on one leg while giving the rules club secret greeting, which should be shouted as loud as possible.
"Wagga Wagga Wagga" all hail the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep
Rule #52 ( or 24 in the Enmos ruling system [much like the inception of the Gregorian calandar]) Enmos much ask permission from Rule Club before changing or making rules from now on. all hail the mighty Gustav fugoodigookiblep (obsolete)
Rule #53: (A) All future rules regarding format to render a rule valid must be approved by 5 members of rules club. Members may do this by listing the rule in full, and after fujugoodigookiblep the rule # followed by (01-05) and their name.
example: all hail the mighty gustav fujugoodigookiblep
Rule #53(01) your name here (02) your name here and so forth.
(B) Any rule to repeal or ammend a rule requires approval of 5 members of rules under the format outlined in rule 53 (A) all hail the mighty gustav
fujugoodigookiblep
 
phoenix2634 said:
current rules:
Rule #8: All rules created by the Rules Club hater Enmos will be null and void.
All statements posted by him are also null and void.
We repeat, very wisely,
NULL AND VOIDall hail the mighty Gustav fujugoodigookiblep (obsolete)
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According to Rule #16 (16: rules made in regards to individual club members are obselete.fujugoodigookiblep) rule #8 is quite invalid. So you'll have to go ahead and renumber everything again starting from 8.
 
whazzup biatch!
I feel there's an element of doubt about:splat:....in accordance with rule #8

mushroom_cloud.jpg



all hail the mighty Gustav
fujugoodigookiblep....
 
Rule 1 paragraph 3 section A subset 5;
... When the rules become to malformed to comprehend, the thread can be ejected by Moderators into the cesspool at any time. ...
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Ain't I a meanie. :deal:
 
Rule 54: all rules to have their reference number increased by a count of 1.
Rule 0: Rules may not be renumbered.
 
Oli said:
Rule 54: all rules to have their reference number increased by a count of 1.
Rule 0: Rules may not be renumbered.
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Invalid !

Enmos said:
whazzup biatch!

Rule 0 (Base rule:)
0.1 Rule 0 can only validly reside in post 110 of this thread.
0.2 No rule besides rule 0 may be edited.
0.3 No rule can be made that precedes rule 0.
0.4a Rule 0 cannot be contradicted or made void by any other rule.
0.4b Enmos cannot be restrained from editing post 110 (rule 0) or making valid new rules.
0.5 Rules 22, 25, 31 and 36 (all from the new list) are now temporarily declared void.

.....fujugoodigookiblep
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