Religious opinions on masturbation

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  1. kx000 Valued Senior Member

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    Your unhappy with the order of the groundhog?
     
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  3. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 70 years old Valued Senior Member

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    Does not show on my radar even when set at maximum scan

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  5. kx000 Valued Senior Member

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    It's in the wraps.
     
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  7. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 70 years old Valued Senior Member

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    As is my radar

    At maximum it picks up
    • Cloaked Klingon ships
    • All vessels traveling at any warp speed
    • Anything in wraps
    • Anything unwrapped
    • Red snowman on Oort Belt
    Does not (at least not so far) picked up order of the groundhog

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  8. kx000 Valued Senior Member

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    "Picked up?" What radar?
     
  9. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 70 years old Valued Senior Member

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    Picked up, technical term for show on radar

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  10. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    The use of your sex is waste-disposal and procreation. Anything else is ab-use. Masturbation is self-sex-ab-use.

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  11. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    That seems like a weird juxtaposition of "purposes", doesn't it? Why would anybody "choose" to merge those two functions? Maybe it just doesn't make sense to dictate what the "purpose" really is.
     
  12. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Can you name any others?
     
  13. Write4U Valued Senior Member

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    This guy can....
     
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  14. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    Why couldn't masturbation be a "purpose" as valid as procreation?
     
  15. wegs Matter & Pixie Dust Valued Senior Member

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    Christianity in particular, seems to create unnecessary hang ups about sex, and masturbation would fall under that umbrella. From my observation, seems like many Christian sects have a near obsession over the supposed negative effects of enjoying sex, just for the sake of it. When it comes to masturbation, a commonly held belief among Christian evangelicals and Catholics, is that it creates lustful thoughts more often, and leads one to self adoration. But, then they also take issue with other forms of sex between two consenting adults.

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    Sounds like the war they've been waging is over daring to enjoy an orgasm.
     
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  16. Write4U Valued Senior Member

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    It competes with religious ecstasy. Can't have that, unless you are a priest.
     
  17. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    Hmm!

    Well:

     
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  18. exchemist Valued Senior Member

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    I blame St Paul. There is nothing in the gospels about sex, apart from some gentle and understanding disapproval of adultery.
     
  19. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    ...but you couldn't name, "love."
     

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