Religious opinions on masturbation

Discussion in 'Religion' started by Beer w/Straw, Nov 9, 2018.

  1. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    Don't tell me your wife's got you on that Viagra?

    Seriously, why wouldn't I?
     
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  3. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    Well, because you assume God (were he to exist) is a man.
    I am pretty confident there is no belief out there that God is a man in the biological and psychological sense. So it makes no sense to posit he would have genes, let alone a libido.
     
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  5. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    Well, I'm a woman.

    I tried to post "God's libido" in a playful manner.

    I can read so many things on this board sometimes I don't know who is trying to simply fool me out of malice.
     
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  7. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    dw4 is in a mood to disrupt others.
    He intersperses it with actual discussion, but when the mood hits him, he will (and is) attempting to mess with you. The hallmark is ad homs - attacks on you the person, rather than your argument.
     
  8. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    I created a thread on it. Research.
     
  9. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    I wouldn't make a fool out of you.
     
  10. DaveC426913 Valued Senior Member

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    Yet nowhere did anyone conclude that God was biologically or psychologically human. That would be a non sequitur.
    Were you planning to advance that notion in that thread?
     
  11. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    It fizzled out, why not re-ignite it?
     
  12. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    Well, you can't.

    The only person that can make a fool out me is me.
     
  13. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    I'm constantly being made a fool out of, I should be called the "fool"!
     
  14. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Intercourse is for procreation: making children. That's it's use! Anything else is the opposite: ab-use.

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    With this definition in mind, masturbation must be defined as self-abuse. This is of course unless you love yourself.

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  15. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 70 years old Valued Senior Member

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    But you can not procreate yourself no matter how many times some people tell you to become a contortionist

    Wrong hole, wrong use

    AND the action only applies to males

    Females are born with a massive surplus of ovum which are not affected by masturbation but die off as the female ages

    Those ovum which survive in a aging female can be defective as well as the poor ladies reproductive system becomes less workable

    While sperm is produced fresh as required, so to speak, abet with some decrease in mobility, the delivery system of the male also becomes less workable

    Nice one not so intelligent designer

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  16. kx000 Valued Senior Member

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    In my "religion" if you can't score a man or woman will be provided for you. In "my religion" masterbation is considered asexual. at best, you have been warned.
     
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  17. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    Warned of what?
     
  18. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    If they're stuck in a religion that teaches against it, if Christianity, you're forgiven... I think the Muslims would be in it deep.
     
  19. kx000 Valued Senior Member

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    That you could be gay if you go on masturbating.
     
  20. Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 70 years old Valued Senior Member

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    And the name of this"religion"?

    Does it have a holy book?

    How old is it?

    So it can be used as a diagnostic tool?

    Members can analyse self pleasuring people? Does it rely on length of pleasuring? number of pleasurings? or output?

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  21. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    What's your religion?
     
  22. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    It's a bit inefficient for that, don't you think? Most acts of intercourse don't result in procreation.
     
  23. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    Interesting. Do you think that heterosexual people don't masturbate? Are you worried that masturbating might turn you gay?
     

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