Don Hakman
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Don Hakman
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Revisionist Movies
There is the Jessica movie coming out detailing the army version of her "escape/rescue". There is also a 911 movie with Bush making a heroic speech instead of high tailing it to a Nebraska bunker...
so here is my movie suggestion to counter the other current revisions.
There is the Jessica movie coming out detailing the army version of her "escape/rescue". There is also a 911 movie with Bush making a heroic speech instead of high tailing it to a Nebraska bunker...
so here is my movie suggestion to counter the other current revisions.
Don Hakman
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Lieing about the lie
Today Rumsfeld claims WMD had nothing to do with "it"
http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2003/07/09/Rumsfeld_Iraq030709
PREVIOUS RUMSFELD QUOTES
Today Rumsfeld claims WMD had nothing to do with "it"
http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2003/07/09/Rumsfeld_Iraq030709
PREVIOUS RUMSFELD QUOTES
Don Hakman
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Kennebunkport Hillbillies
Come and listen to a story bout a man named Jeb
He helped ta throw elections so his bro could get ahead
Grandpa made a fortune off the Nazis and was sued
but now they make their money offa bubbilin crude.
(Oil that is...Iraqi tea...black gold.)
The first thaing ya know Jeb's dads a millionaire
He bought his kids some schoolin but the kids just didn't care
The oldest brother Neil ripped off Silverado Bank
The middle brother George drank so much that he stank.
(booze that is...hooch, with a cocaine chaser.)
Ol dad became the president of the United States.
The CIA made sure he was the perfect candidate.
He had others do his lyin and we had a couple wars.
But he lost the next election and he really was sore.
(Pissed that is...)
Jeb was given Florida, a graduation gift.
He was groomed ta be the Prez but there's an unexpected shift.
Somehow George did better on the dusty campaign trail.
George could not speak clearly so they thought he would fail.
(Like in Congress, the oil biz and National Guard.)
To win a tough election they all knew just what to do.
They changed a lot of ballots of good folks like me and you.
No longer a contender poor Jeb took one for the team.
Like all the rest of us he really got reamed.
(F'd that is...screwed, trapped in the family business of blood money and oil. )
Y'all come back now...
DH 2003
Come and listen to a story bout a man named Jeb
He helped ta throw elections so his bro could get ahead
Grandpa made a fortune off the Nazis and was sued
but now they make their money offa bubbilin crude.
(Oil that is...Iraqi tea...black gold.)
The first thaing ya know Jeb's dads a millionaire
He bought his kids some schoolin but the kids just didn't care
The oldest brother Neil ripped off Silverado Bank
The middle brother George drank so much that he stank.
(booze that is...hooch, with a cocaine chaser.)
Ol dad became the president of the United States.
The CIA made sure he was the perfect candidate.
He had others do his lyin and we had a couple wars.
But he lost the next election and he really was sore.
(Pissed that is...)
Jeb was given Florida, a graduation gift.
He was groomed ta be the Prez but there's an unexpected shift.
Somehow George did better on the dusty campaign trail.
George could not speak clearly so they thought he would fail.
(Like in Congress, the oil biz and National Guard.)
To win a tough election they all knew just what to do.
They changed a lot of ballots of good folks like me and you.
No longer a contender poor Jeb took one for the team.
Like all the rest of us he really got reamed.
(F'd that is...screwed, trapped in the family business of blood money and oil. )
Y'all come back now...
DH 2003
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justiceusa
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This would be even funnier if it wasn't so true:
Don Hakman
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The New Bush Times
justiceusa
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