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Discussion in 'Pseudoscience Archive' started by bellbottom, Mar 22, 2009.

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  1. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    That's "Back to the Future"...except it was a phone booth with George Carlin, not Muslims.
     
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  3. kmguru Staff Member

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    Bells is right...a MRI scan followed by some medications will do the trick....
     
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  5. bellbottom Banned Banned

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    Hmmm

    In my glimpse dreams i had a quiet house in pakistan. I don't know its exact location!, but pakistanis might be knowing it. The house is called 'pakistani kabootarkhana', where lots of pigeons fly in a open roof wooden house. - nawaz kunal pagare khan
     
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  7. Exterminate!!! Registered Member

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    This dude's starting to sound kinda familiar...
    Non descript middle east location?
    Completely insane?
    Open roofed house?

    I didn't know Bin Laden owned a computer...
     
  8. bellbottom Banned Banned

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    hmmm

    Many times waqar younis comes into my dreams, even late benazir bhutto and even mr.gillani. I have seen his house in my dreams, its perhaps located in sind, balochistan perhaps. Its a two storeyed house, with a open terace. On the left side of the house, a stair goes to the terace. There is also a khatiya and a sherbat jar kept on a table! The house is wheatish in color like the mud houses of punjab! What do you say? dreams are real!

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  9. bellbottom Banned Banned

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    hmmm

    In my glimpse dreams i play in this house and i wear a white round cap. There is also a unknown woman in that house. It has many almirahs. It seem that in my memories i used to talk very easily with muslims once!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmXYhsyEjHI
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  10. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    This becoming (vaguely) entertaining: the fruitcake is now quoting, and replying to, (well I assume it's a reply, but it's as incoherent as all the other posts, so I can't be sure) himself...
     
  11. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Oh jeez.. LOL
    Thanks Oli, that made my day

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  12. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    “ Originally Posted by bellbottom
    Hawa hawa aye hawa, khusboo luta de, kahan khuli aye khuli zulf bata de, main usse miloon ga, zara mujhko bata de...salamiiiiiiiiiiiiii Yaar milan de, dildar milan de, yaar milan de, ek baar milan de...salamiiiiiiiiiiiidhoond lena sara zamana! - nawaz kunal pagare khan ”



    But how could you do that with an invisible destroyed frozen hot pantie-ante poker???



    But will he/she/it miss you?



    How can children wang on invisible destroyed furniture???



    George is invisible yet not destroyed.



    What if medications refuse to follow MRI? Some medications are liters in their feeled.



    Well, after all, there are only 33 frootcakes which are forever regifted.



    Now if only someone would make my bed.



    I'm picking up good vibrations.


    “ Originally Posted by bellbottom
    Hawa hawa aye hawa, khusboo luta de, kahan khuli aye khuli zulf bata de, main usse miloon ga, zara mujhko bata de...salamiiiiiiiiiiiiii Yaar milan de, dildar milan de, yaar milan de, ek baar milan de...salamiiiiiiiiiiiidhoond lena sara zamana! - nawaz kunal pagare khan ”
     
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  13. Randwolf Ignorance killed the cat Valued Senior Member

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    bellbottom, don't let these skeptics and naysayers get to you. I, for one, know that you speak of the absolute eternal truth in your dreams, because I am there with you.

    In fact, next time you dream, look up... See that invisible bat like creature that flies along above you, wherever you go? I am that invisible bat like creature, and I am watching you!

    Oh, and wolie boolie happamaker - you know what I mean...

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  14. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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  15. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Are you sure you mean "bat"-like?
    It looks, I mean doesn't look, more frog-ish to me.
    And that would certainly make more sense - "invisible frog-like creature flying along above you..."
     
  16. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    Why not "Harvey the Rabbit"?

    Anyway BellBottom (Emphasised to try and get your attention), while I know you don't mean any harm here you are currently bordering on our guidelines for Spam. If you continue to post in the format you have adopted, there is a likelihood that Sciforums will have to show you the hypothetical door to the site to send you on your merry way.
    (Hint: You could try talking about subjects posted in the forum and actually discuss things with the members)
     
  17. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Hey, it's zero-tolerance week.. stop cursing !

    Making your bed is unhealthy anyway. Fact !
     
  18. Will.T Registered Member

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    This sounds like something to do with reincarnation. oviosly an abomination in he eyes of God. So is witchcraft.
     
  19. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Didn't Jesus reincarnate ?
     
  20. Will.T Registered Member

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    No! Jesus was reborn. Not reincarnated. There is a big difference.
     
  21. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Reborn ? :bugeye:
    He was dead, then he was alive again..
    He reincarnated into his own body.
     
  22. Will.T Registered Member

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    No. He died and ressurected in the same body. Same self and no one different. And He done this for a specific purpose, and that was to defiete hell and the grave. He did this for our sins. Salvation forever if you will except that.
     
  23. Will.T Registered Member

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    In tthe Bible things like witchcraft, sorcery, mediums, soothsayers, and the alike are all an abominations in the eyes of God. Things like this tend to lead people astray from the one true Mediator and they get lost in devistating practices. There is no need to consult the dead for something God can give you. Just keep in mind that in the Holy Bible in the book of Deuteronomy Chapter 18 verses 10-12 it says," There shall not be found among you anyone who makes his son or daughter pass through the fire,or one who practices witchcraft, or a soothsayer, or one who interprets omens, or a sorcerer, " or one who conjures spells, or a medium, or a spiritist, or one who call up the dead. " For all who do these things are an abomination to the Lord, and because of these abominations God drives them out from before you.
     
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