Jokes and Funny Stories II

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    There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house.

    The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, “I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?”

    “My name is Elizabeth,” the woman replied.

    The intruder said, “You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can’t kill you.”

    The intruder then turned to the husband and asked, “What is your name?”

    “My name’s Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth.”
     
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