Who the hell are these people!?

[Mr. Hamtastic]

Who are you? No not your real name and contact info, unless you like throwing that sort of thing around. Attempt to look at who you are from an objective point of view. Are you honest? Do you like kittens? Do you like to fling kittens at passing cars? Who are you?


Here's me:

Physically, I'm imposing. I have a very gentle nature. I am afraid of people face to face, and talk quietly when meeting strangers. When asked a question, I consider it hoestly, and generally give an honest answer, despite how it may make the asker feel. If I'm with a friend, I have a very dry sarcasm, and an almost childlike giddiness when it comes to the ridiculous. I am fearless when threatened. That's me.

[Oli]

You forgot to add: breath of fresh air.
My hat's off to you.

[Enmos]

Are you honest?

Mostly, yes.

Do you like kittens?

Yes.

Do you like to fling kittens at passing cars?

No.

Who are you?

Me

[Mr. Hamtastic]

You forgot to add: breath of fresh air.
My hat's off to you.

Stop you'll make my head get all swollen, I'll have difficulty slipping on T-shirts.

Enmos-Your answer was vaery unspecific, although I am glad to hear that you don't fling kittens at passing cars.

[Syzygys]

I thought it was obvious I am a chimp. I mean champ....

[Mr. Hamtastic]

Syzygys-But do you fling poo?

[Steve100]

The one thing I can be sure of is that I am a very entertaining person to talk to in real life.

[Mr. Hamtastic]

steve-do you talk to yourself? I have found myself to be a lovely conversationalist, when talking with myself, although it does tend to degenerate into name-calling, and at least twice out and out brawls. If you have trouble, try recording half of a conversation, play it back and argue with every point you make.

[Ophiolite]

If you have trouble, try recording half of a conversation, play it back and argue with every point you make.

I wanted to do that, but I wouldn't let me, then I came in and told both of us off for wasting time, so everyone went to watch TV.

On the subject of kittens I quite like them lightly grilled in a masala sauce.

[Mr. Hamtastic]

Ophiolite-don't you find that the fur tickles your throat going down, though?

[Steve100]

I don't tend to talk to myself.

[Mr. Hamtastic]

Just out of curiosity, is everyone afraid to take a look at themselves and give an attempted honest description?

[Oli]

Steve100:
But you're doing it now, 'cos nobody's listening...

[Enmos]

Enmos-Your answer was vaery unspecific, although I am glad to hear that you don't fling kittens at passing cars.

I'm quite myself on here..
Perhaps a bit more outspoken though.

[John99]

I'm quite myself on here..
Perhaps a bit more outspoken though.

Me too.

[ashura]

I'm quite myself on here..
Perhaps a bit more outspoken though.

I would imagine more than just a bit. How many of your real life pals know of your wish to exterminate the entire human race in order to save the planet?

[Oli]

I'm scarier-looking in real life.
Other than that, no difference.

[Ophiolite]

Ophiolite-don't you find that the fur tickles your throat going down, though?

No, I invariably ingest them through my anus. I find it discourages the close attention of onlookers.

[Steve100]

I'm less scary looking than in my avatar.

[Enmos]

I would imagine more than just a bit. How many of your real life pals know of your wish to exterminate the entire human race in order to save the planet?

I don't wish that. Everyone just seems to misinterpret what I say about that.