Who the hell are these people!?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Mr. Hamtastic, Sep 2, 2008.

  1. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Who are you? No not your real name and contact info, unless you like throwing that sort of thing around. Attempt to look at who you are from an objective point of view. Are you honest? Do you like kittens? Do you like to fling kittens at passing cars? Who are you?


    Here's me:

    Physically, I'm imposing. I have a very gentle nature. I am afraid of people face to face, and talk quietly when meeting strangers. When asked a question, I consider it hoestly, and generally give an honest answer, despite how it may make the asker feel. If I'm with a friend, I have a very dry sarcasm, and an almost childlike giddiness when it comes to the ridiculous. I am fearless when threatened. That's me.:D
     
  2. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    You forgot to add: breath of fresh air.
    My hat's off to you.
     
  3. Enmos Moderator

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    Mostly, yes.

    Yes.

    No.

    Me :D
     
  4. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Stop you'll make my head get all swollen, I'll have difficulty slipping on T-shirts.

    Enmos-Your answer was vaery unspecific, although I am glad to hear that you don't fling kittens at passing cars.
     
  5. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    I thought it was obvious I am a chimp. I mean champ....
     
  6. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Syzygys-But do you fling poo?
     
  7. Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

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    The one thing I can be sure of is that I am a very entertaining person to talk to in real life.
     
  8. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    steve-do you talk to yourself? I have found myself to be a lovely conversationalist, when talking with myself, although it does tend to degenerate into name-calling, and at least twice out and out brawls. If you have trouble, try recording half of a conversation, play it back and argue with every point you make. :)
     
  9. Ophiolite Valued Senior Member

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    I wanted to do that, but I wouldn't let me, then I came in and told both of us off for wasting time, so everyone went to watch TV.

    On the subject of kittens I quite like them lightly grilled in a masala sauce.
     
  10. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Ophiolite-don't you find that the fur tickles your throat going down, though?
     
  11. Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

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    I don't tend to talk to myself.
     
  12. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Just out of curiosity, is everyone afraid to take a look at themselves and give an attempted honest description?
     
  13. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Steve100:
    But you're doing it now, 'cos nobody's listening...
     
  14. Enmos Moderator

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    I'm quite myself on here.. ;)
    Perhaps a bit more outspoken though.
     
  15. John99 Banned

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    Me too.
     
  16. ashura the Old Right Registered Senior Member

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    I would imagine more than just a bit. How many of your real life pals know of your wish to exterminate the entire human race in order to save the planet? ;)
     
  17. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    I'm scarier-looking in real life.
    Other than that, no difference.
     
  18. Ophiolite Valued Senior Member

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    No, I invariably ingest them through my anus. I find it discourages the close attention of onlookers.
     
  19. Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

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    I'm less scary looking than in my avatar.
     
  20. Enmos Moderator

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    I don't wish that. Everyone just seems to misinterpret what I say about that.
     

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