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    Hi Friends

    I am a Bangladeshi trained medical doctor. Recently I became successful at finding a residency position in America. I want to gather and share knowledge here.

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    That sounds good, I have a brain tumor and was wondering if we could do a video conference call so you could guide me through the tricky removal process.

    welcome to sciforums

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    What languages do you speak?

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    OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 NMSquirrel's Avatar
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    where in America?

    and sock, for a small fee i can assist, i have my own tools..

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    Doc, I have this problem... I have this tumor that has grown in the shape of a human body. Could you remove it for me? I have always wanted to be incorporeal.

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    many leagues under the sea. R1D2's Avatar
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    Hey TAMallic. I am happy you found a job here. I am being serious I have no congestion but lately I have felt something an tried to coughed an managed to bring up "stuff" should I see a doc. Upper respitory infection maybe, or allergies curious

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    Quote Originally Posted by NMSquirrel View Post
    where in America?

    and sock, for a small fee i can assist, i have my own tools..
    No thanks, I saw what you can do with a table saw, not very professional

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sock puppet path View Post
    No thanks, I saw what you can do with a table saw, not very professional
    field surgery with a table saw..told you i had my own tools..

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    obscurely fossiliferous Stoniphi's Avatar
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    Welcome to the SciForums TAMallick and Elzbieta. I hope that you enjoy your time here with us.

    Many of us are not very serious and like to laugh a lot and some of us are very serious and do not like to laugh at all. This can make things crazy but fun.

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    C'mon, get happy! chimpkin's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by NMSquirrel View Post
    where in America?

    and sock, for a small fee i can assist, i have my own tools..
    Hey, the wife has some woodcarving tools, I have a rotozip...I'd have to go buy a ceramic-cutting head to open the skull neatly, but the rest I have.
    I imagine I could pick the tumor out with a sterilized exacto knife...and rig up one of the vacuums for suctioning with some airline tubing and duct tape.

    I could use the canning supplies here to autoclave everything...

    ...Wow, we really do have a ton of crap in this trailer, yanno???

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    many leagues under the sea. R1D2's Avatar
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    I have a sawzall. Can I help?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chimpkin View Post
    Hey, the wife has some woodcarving tools, I have a rotozip...I'd have to go buy a ceramic-cutting head to open the skull neatly, but the rest I have.
    I imagine I could pick the tumor out with a sterilized exacto knife...and rig up one of the vacuums for suctioning with some airline tubing and duct tape.

    I could use the canning supplies here to autoclave everything...

    ...Wow, we really do have a ton of crap in this trailer, yanno???
    i think my 4" grinder with the diamond blade would work well with the scull..my needle nose and razor knife would get the tumor..i also got a small shopvac for suction..
    the tablesaw i have works better with thumbs..
    a sawsall would be a little rough, but with a short metal blade i could get it to work..(long ones wobble too much..)

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    hi im new 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by diverightindia View Post
    hi im new 2
    welcome to the nuthouse..

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    obscurely fossiliferous Stoniphi's Avatar
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    Yeah, welcome. You have already outlasted Elzbieta, so congratulations.

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    Hello.

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