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Discussion in 'About the Members' started by TAMallick, Apr 25, 2012.

  1. TAMallick Registered Member

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    I am a Bangladeshi trained medical doctor. Recently I became successful at finding a residency position in America. I want to gather and share knowledge here.
     
  2. Sock puppet path GRRRRRRRRRRRR Valued Senior Member

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    That sounds good, I have a brain tumor and was wondering if we could do a video conference call so you could guide me through the tricky removal process.

    welcome to sciforums
     
  3. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    What languages do you speak?
     
  4. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    where in America?

    and sock, for a small fee i can assist, i have my own tools..:)
     
  5. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Doc, I have this problem... I have this tumor that has grown in the shape of a human body. Could you remove it for me? I have always wanted to be incorporeal.
     
  6. R1D2 many leagues under the sea. Valued Senior Member

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    Hey TAMallic. I am happy you found a job here. I am being serious I have no congestion but lately I have felt something an tried to coughed an managed to bring up "stuff" should I see a doc. Upper respitory infection maybe, or allergies curious
     
  7. Sock puppet path GRRRRRRRRRRRR Valued Senior Member

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    No thanks, I saw what you can do with a table saw, not very professional ;)
     
  8. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    field surgery with a table saw..told you i had my own tools..:D
     
  9. Stoniphi obscurely fossiliferous Valued Senior Member

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    Welcome to the SciForums TAMallick and Elzbieta. I hope that you enjoy your time here with us.

    Many of us are not very serious and like to laugh a lot and some of us are very serious and do not like to laugh at all. This can make things crazy but fun. :)
     
  10. chimpkin C'mon, get happy! Registered Senior Member

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    Hey, the wife has some woodcarving tools, I have a rotozip...I'd have to go buy a ceramic-cutting head to open the skull neatly, but the rest I have.
    I imagine I could pick the tumor out with a sterilized exacto knife...and rig up one of the vacuums for suctioning with some airline tubing and duct tape.

    I could use the canning supplies here to autoclave everything...

    ...Wow, we really do have a ton of crap in this trailer, yanno???:bugeye:
     
  11. R1D2 many leagues under the sea. Valued Senior Member

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    I have a sawzall. Can I help?
     
  12. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    i think my 4" grinder with the diamond blade would work well with the scull..my needle nose and razor knife would get the tumor..i also got a small shopvac for suction..
    the tablesaw i have works better with thumbs..:eek:
    a sawsall would be a little rough, but with a short metal blade i could get it to work..(long ones wobble too much..)
     
  13. diverightindia Registered Member

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    hi im new 2
     
  14. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    welcome to the nuthouse..
     
  15. Stoniphi obscurely fossiliferous Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, welcome. You have already outlasted Elzbieta, so congratulations. :)
     
  16. R1D2 many leagues under the sea. Valued Senior Member

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    Hello.
     

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