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TAMallick

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I am a Bangladeshi trained medical doctor. Recently I became successful at finding a residency position in America. I want to gather and share knowledge here.
 
That sounds good, I have a brain tumor and was wondering if we could do a video conference call so you could guide me through the tricky removal process.

welcome to sciforums
 
where in America?

and sock, for a small fee i can assist, i have my own tools..:)
 
Doc, I have this problem... I have this tumor that has grown in the shape of a human body. Could you remove it for me? I have always wanted to be incorporeal.
 
Hey TAMallic. I am happy you found a job here. I am being serious I have no congestion but lately I have felt something an tried to coughed an managed to bring up "stuff" should I see a doc. Upper respitory infection maybe, or allergies curious
 
Welcome to the SciForums TAMallick and Elzbieta. I hope that you enjoy your time here with us.

Many of us are not very serious and like to laugh a lot and some of us are very serious and do not like to laugh at all. This can make things crazy but fun. :)
 
NMSquirrel said:
where in America?

and sock, for a small fee i can assist, i have my own tools..:)
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Hey, the wife has some woodcarving tools, I have a rotozip...I'd have to go buy a ceramic-cutting head to open the skull neatly, but the rest I have.
I imagine I could pick the tumor out with a sterilized exacto knife...and rig up one of the vacuums for suctioning with some airline tubing and duct tape.

I could use the canning supplies here to autoclave everything...

...Wow, we really do have a ton of crap in this trailer, yanno???:bugeye:
 
chimpkin said:
Hey, the wife has some woodcarving tools, I have a rotozip...I'd have to go buy a ceramic-cutting head to open the skull neatly, but the rest I have.
I imagine I could pick the tumor out with a sterilized exacto knife...and rig up one of the vacuums for suctioning with some airline tubing and duct tape.

I could use the canning supplies here to autoclave everything...

...Wow, we really do have a ton of crap in this trailer, yanno???:bugeye:
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i think my 4" grinder with the diamond blade would work well with the scull..my needle nose and razor knife would get the tumor..i also got a small shopvac for suction..
the tablesaw i have works better with thumbs..:eek:
a sawsall would be a little rough, but with a short metal blade i could get it to work..(long ones wobble too much..)
 
Yeah, welcome. You have already outlasted Elzbieta, so congratulations. :)
 
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