Ctbork:
Starved, beaten, abused they still show up in drones to validate a tyrant's existence and why?
This only proves that humans braid their own leashes.
What I find far more interesting than any politics an arrogant pleb covetous of world domination engages in is his weirdness.
Did you know his official biography claims he doesn't defecate? Incidentally, neither do I.
That his birth was marked by a double rainbow? And a fat Samoan commemorated it on the youtubes.
That his people believed his mood controlled weather?
That he gobbled roasted donkey like an American on Cheezits, and while his people rationed out beans to their babies he ate fresh lobster with silver chopsticks.
Claims to have written 1,500 books in a year and actually kidnapped two film directors from South Korea because everyone knows North Koreans can't hold up a camera since they're too busy gracefully starving.
He wanted to breed large rabbits to address famine in his country, so he ordered 12 of the biggest ones from Germany and ate them himself for his birthday.
His chefs were required to make sure each grain in his rice was the same length and color.
And last but not least, only politicians and Koreans cute enough to be adopted as pets could actually have cars or live in the capital, so if you were an average, ugly North Korean you had to live out in the country on foot where you could dig a hole in the mud and stick your head in it and pretend the dirt might taste like chocolate.
Haitians do it all the time
They're called mud cookies.
Despotism is a giant collider where human traits are smashed together at contradictory light speeds to create some of the world's strangest people.
Captain:
You gave me The Gift That is Bebelina. How can I ever be angry with you, munchkin?
Tropper:
This is the look that says it knows way more about science than you do.
It has a vas deferens, the obvious conclusion being that little girls like Gendanken can't possibly understand his complexity.
Never mind that AlexG can't write worth a cheeto and his addle bwain cannot grasp something as simple as photons, my job is to rattle my ovaries to $Kesha and write about lip gloss.
Spider:
Women, like kittens, can make anything fucking hilarious-- I predict yellow sleeves at 1:32 and pink scarf at 2:30 will be memes by next week.
Starved, beaten, abused they still show up in drones to validate a tyrant's existence and why?
This only proves that humans braid their own leashes.
What I find far more interesting than any politics an arrogant pleb covetous of world domination engages in is his weirdness.
Did you know his official biography claims he doesn't defecate? Incidentally, neither do I.
That his birth was marked by a double rainbow? And a fat Samoan commemorated it on the youtubes.
That his people believed his mood controlled weather?
That he gobbled roasted donkey like an American on Cheezits, and while his people rationed out beans to their babies he ate fresh lobster with silver chopsticks.
Claims to have written 1,500 books in a year and actually kidnapped two film directors from South Korea because everyone knows North Koreans can't hold up a camera since they're too busy gracefully starving.
He wanted to breed large rabbits to address famine in his country, so he ordered 12 of the biggest ones from Germany and ate them himself for his birthday.
His chefs were required to make sure each grain in his rice was the same length and color.
And last but not least, only politicians and Koreans cute enough to be adopted as pets could actually have cars or live in the capital, so if you were an average, ugly North Korean you had to live out in the country on foot where you could dig a hole in the mud and stick your head in it and pretend the dirt might taste like chocolate.
Haitians do it all the time
They're called mud cookies.
Despotism is a giant collider where human traits are smashed together at contradictory light speeds to create some of the world's strangest people.
Captain:
Anger's the act of pickling your vertebra.
You gave me The Gift That is Bebelina. How can I ever be angry with you, munchkin?
Tropper:
Because....
This is the look that says it knows way more about science than you do.
It has a vas deferens, the obvious conclusion being that little girls like Gendanken can't possibly understand his complexity.
Never mind that AlexG can't write worth a cheeto and his addle bwain cannot grasp something as simple as photons, my job is to rattle my ovaries to $Kesha and write about lip gloss.
Spider:
Whu?
