Difference between revisions of "Tax"
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An evil method of taking your money and giving it to some lazy welfare slut. Tax is immoral, unless it's used to pay for an over inflated military budget.
In the immoral and evil communist countries of Scandinavia your tax money is used to create a utopia for everybody.
Other uses for your taxes
- Funding terrorists inside Iran
- 100 shiny new B52s
- To give Cruise Missiles a well deserved cruise.
- To build and maintain secret prisons so that tax collecting is safeguarded in the future.
- Paying for Haliburtons' removal van.
- To enable us to imagine the grateful look in the eyes of our elders and betters, as they spiv away the fruits of our labour on high-grade cocaine and prostitutes.
