Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris is the ultimate fighter and could roundhouse-kick this wiki into shape.

Chuck Norris is maybe best known as a karateka. Unless you own a TV and you might think he is a bad actor.

Chuck Norris facts

  • Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
  • There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
  • Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
  • The leading causes of death in the United States are:
    • Heart Disease
    • Chuck Norris
    • Cancer
  • Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
  • Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
  • Chuck Norris eats beef jerky, and shits gunpowder. He then eats the gunpowder, and spits out bullets at another cow. He then makes more beef jerky. Some call this "the circle of life".
  • Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice.
  • Chuck Norris pisses fists, and drinks them.