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Women can't understand normal thinking.

A woman is a specimen of the human species who is less capable than a man. All that women can do is praise men for their "superior" intellect and musculature; this gets the bills paid and all the heavy work around the house done.

Women traditionally pushed out babies although times are changing and many men decide to deliver babies instead so that the woman can continue working on her career.

A small number of women are nearly as capable as genuine human beings, and therefore deserve some respect (even if only for making effort).

Thanks to modern technology there are many women to choose from.


Women and map reading

Women are horrible at reading maps. That's because all their brainpower is directed towards nagging and shopping.

"Could you please tell me where I am Sir?"

"Why of course!...is that your bra-strap, young Proleterian?"