Ranch dressing

Ranch Dressing is a popular North American condiment that found on everything from salads to Buffalo Wings, from Burgers to Pizza.

Global domination

A theory by Superstring99 proposes Ranch Dressing to be part of a vast conspiracy to topple the USA and Canada, and then take over the world from there.[1] This claim lead to investigation from the Food and Drug Administration. After a thorough study of the ingredients used to make a single serving, they were unable to find anything out of the ordinary.

1/4 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup buttermilk
2 teaspoons sugar
1/2 teaspoon vinegar
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon finely chopped fresh dill
1/4 teaspoon obedience serum
1/4 teaspoon finely chopped fresh parsley
1/8 teaspoon onion powder
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 dash of paprika