HMS Geoff

The HMS Geoff is the flagship of the East Korean Navy. Although somewhat misleading. the HMS prefix in the name actually stands for Huge Motherfucking Ship, and is no relation to the Royal Navy. The HMS Geoff is considered to be the most famous non-fictional fighting vessel of all time.

Construction and service

The HMS Geoff was commissioned in 1963, and completed in 1967. The reason for the 4 year construction time was due to an escape tunnel a faulty machining facility that prevented many of the civilian detainees happy and highly motivated workers from receiving their daily beatings and torture efficiently completing the project. After a short period of supervisory restructure (and a totally unrelated series of executions), the ship was completed.

The HMS Geoff was launched, and immediately sent into service patrolling the coastal areas.

Historical battles

The Great Patriotic war

During the Great Patriotic War, the HMS Geoff was deployed to Singapore where the crew was instructed to depart the ship, and take shore leave. They were given strict orders to drink heavily, and visit as many hookers as time would allow. This was meant as a deterrent to the USLR who's armada of trained sea otters formed a blockade around port spurious.