Geordies

A collection of miscreants and sociopaths existing in a province on the border of Scotland and England in Britain. They speak with an accent somewhere in between Scottish and that of Yorkshire, England.

Though England and Scotland have been brutally fighting for every blood-soaked inch of useless fucking bog between them for the better part of two millenia, both nations are hesitant to accept responsibility for Geordies; England, because of their horrible speaking style, societal chaos and general debauchery, and Scotland presumably because they remind the Scots of what they could be if only they tried a bit harder. Sad, really.

Example of Geordie speaking style

"Giff, dunna t'll me ye've lost th'end of th' tape, alriddy, ye silly bugga."
"Ey, is tharra cake or a meringue? Nah, ya reet - it's a cake."
"Giz a bottla Broon, luv - purrit on t'slaayt til me Giro cums.
"Dawn't complin; jus gitit DUN."