Coffin

What yor a-goin' to be doin' when you catch a cold.

Fret not though: it's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in.

A coffin is also a wooden box in which to place your worthless dead corpse in after you die, to be buried in the mud, and a wacking big lump of stone place at the head scribbled with grafitti.

Trivia

Paris Hilton has requested she be buried in a Y shaped coffin (with a drain at the junction).