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Try this->The sound, whispering, hissing roses weep from my arm with velvet dreams surrounding my thorns encapsulating minds' within. Her whisper razor sharp blade cuts my ears hanging from the trees on top of dead lake's frozen mercury poisoned waters flowing faster than I could outrun my shadow.

And now tell me what did you imagine it to be?

• Sciforums encyclopedia's "current events" section makes a mysterious comeback. 3:43 pm, 10 December 2007 (CST)

Sigh. Nickelodeon 15:31, 2 November 2007 (EST)

If only there were others who could hear the pain that Nickelodeon has felt from alienation. If only there could be others...but life is harsh, it stings like poison ivy, those who dared not to see the truth eternal in its eyes. Draqon 15:51, 2 November 2007 (EST)

Sigh. Nickelodeon 10:19, 4 November 2007 (EST)

"Nickelodeon!", uttered God from heavens, "Oh Nickelodeon! Hear me angel that cries before my feet that your days are reflections of your own mind...realize the images of sorrow, pain, and that which you see before you are your own reflections and be granted life thereafter" ... but were was Nickelodeon but in a vacant lot of darkness sighing and whispering to the wind that dried his lips until they crumbled below the feet which turned to dust...God Psalm 15:51, 2000 BC (EST)

Than angel whispered from the side to God who drifted amongst heaven, soft whisper reached the king, soft whisper was the hiss of devil. If I could only taste his flesh, just drop of blood is all I ask, "if only God would be so kind..." begged demon kissing ground burning. And uttered God, to each their own, to each their life's reflection thereafter! Nick...who was he? An angel with love that spanned to heaven? Or was he little devil planning of demise? The book of life and death, never dusted, lay open before his majesty...for all to see...

draqon is doing well in his campaign to become a mod or parapsychology and the members that really care are happy about it. Unlike the sour pussies.

Breaking News! The news broke today.

...but God breaks no promises, unlike the news that seem to shatter

breaking news - Britney spears is stoned to death. Horaayyy!!

• Sderenzi - aka darksidZz says he's leaving for good. There is currently an active betting pool wagering on when him and his polls will inevitably return.
• Life returns to normal. Insults, name-calling, Ad-homs and trolling continues as usual. The Mods seem a bit Nazi-like, which is of course normal.
• With the end of the threat to the Encyclopedia, PEKA retires from its tenacious defense of the entries. Then, makes a staggeringly wrong turn and annexes Australia. The East Korean cabinet responds to criticism of this blunder with the statement: "Oops...?"
• Hissy Fit season officially declared over. SciPeasants rejoice.
• Sciforums encyclopedia makes full recovery from acute flooderitus. Dr says to take it easy for a couple of weeks, and avoid doing any heavy lifting. 7:17, 14 June 2007 (CST)
• GeoffP recovers from Greyhound Bus accident; bus apologises, converts to Myuunitarianism. Bus gets hit by GeoffP, and is subsequently written off.
• A crushing defeat is inflicted on the encroaching forces of Happeh/Heya/Hello/DaDa/MaMa/PiPi/PooPoo/Ab3Ahra1 by a single masturbator with a keyboard: the "Happeh" article is locked for editing. The Happeh article will now stand as a permanent shining testimony to the eternal ridicule of possibly the dumbest theory ever to be presented at any time by anyone, including that haircutting thingy with the vacuum cleaner. Happehian forces, however, have begun a new assault on James R, as if he were somehow to blame for the fact that people laugh at idiots, rather than enshrine them. This offensive offensive is being opposed by loyal Communist forces and anyone with a brain. Happeh videos also occur on youtube: unsurprisingly, Happeh is confused as to why they keep getting pulled: "YouTube has a habit of deleting videos. After they do, there is no way to tell a video was there. The viewer has no idea that anything has been deleted." Most other people have no idea there was really anything there to begin with. Deleted videos include: "Masturbation Example #3", "How masturbation damages the human body" and "Tai Chi will make your package look bigger". The world shudders, tries to think of something else.

• SciFourms server has enough of total idiots and decides to commit suicide. This results in nerds, geeks, dorks and dweebs venturing out, rheumy-eyed and blinking madly, into the real world. An estimated 78% immediately wandered straight out of their garden gates and into the road, to have their first (and only) encounter with oncoming vehicles. So it's a big thankyou and a fond farewell to: Nickelodeon (car); Roman (car); IceAgeCivilizations (car); invert_nexus (bread van); Satyr (mobility vehicle); GeoffP (Greyhound bus); Stryder (milk float); Asbane (punch buggy, no punch-backs); DarksidZz (unknown, but resulted in sammy having to be scraped off a nearby rooftop). Goodbye, beloved beacons of shining wisdom: once providers of much food for thought. Now providers of much food for passing pigeons. 03:32, 9 June 2007 (EDT)
• Moaning, whinging, complaining and whining occurs (more than usual) regarding the Nazi Moderators of SciFacism.
• Happeh returns to SciForums in a sneaky, cowardly vandalizing kind of way, by changing the work of the Great Leader on the Happeh page. The East Korean leadership takes immediate action: PEKA is called out to defend the Encyclopedia, and martial law is quickly declared. Media critics and radical blogs criticize the move, claiming that it will lead the Forums on the inevitable course to Total SciWar. 12:18, 5 June 2007
• WWF - Global environmental conservation organization has announced "sock puppets" now an endangered species. A bunch of hippies announced they would protest by forming a human chain around Heya. 1:22, 5 June 2007 (CST)
• Jaw-dropping hissy fit by spuriousmonkey here. A permaban seems inevitable if he doesn't very quickly find a pair of shoes to go with his lovely new dress. 11:55, 28 May 2007 (EDT)
• American terrorist insurgents have infiltrated sciforums and are trying to take over.
• Some stuff did happen, but we all lost interest in this page. Time to wipe the slate clean? No.
• The Footclub FC Utrecht is fed up with the violence by Fans and is placing pictures of hooligans on their website. Due to a mistake a picture of redarmy11 has been placed on their website[1].
• Update on Singularity. After yet another, even grander hissy fit, she got herself banned permanently for not only insulting the moderators, but editing her older posts to include mini hissy fits. [2] 06:13, 23 May 2007 (EDT)
• Nothing happaened today. How dull. 12:35, 22 May 2007 (EDT)
• The new fashion is reporting posts. spuriousmonkey already reported 5 posts today. How many did you report?
• Throwing hissy fits is the latest fashion on SciForums. By the time you throw a hissyfit it probably won't be anymore. Moderators are the most popular target these days, the lousy Nazis. But isn't this turning the world upside down since the moderators have created a wave of hissy fits by targeting a wave of innocent and virgin members!?!
• James R had a chronic bad attack of the dreaded PMTs and went a bit doolally. [3][4][5]
• The dreaded Dyslexia virus struck without warning. Possibly transmitted by wols, gessee er kariboo.
• Nikcelodeon goT aWay with aeting readarmy11's caerial and pissing on his chips on numeriuos ocassions but readarmy11 goT an iNFarcTioN for this why???[6][7]
• EmptyForceOfChi threw one grand hissy fit for getting an infraction. [8]
• redarmy11 threw one grand hissy fit. And got permabanned for 3 years [9]. He was obviously drunk, possibly drowning his sorrows over Man U losing the FA Cup Final in the final minute. Hahaha! ROFL! [10]
• Singularity threw one grand hissy fit. [11] She got banned for 3 days. Beggars can't be chosers. There's always next time, eh?
• badasses are taking over sciforums. Chuck Norris has been drafted in to sort the mess.
• sandy's attempts at becoming attractive are doomed[12].
• TheoryofRelativity returned as Creative Fossil. [13] It wasnt long before she threw a hissy fit.
• phlogistician flogged TDI about the face and neck with weak logic and limp genital matter. But still managed to knock him out.
• sandy exposed as fake. [14].
• IceAgeCivilizations was almost permabanned from sciforums today for having a weak chin. He did get a 7 day temporary ban for racking up a whopping 33 infraction points, though![15]
• Draqon preaches eternal serenity, forgiveness, and halt of hate. Everyone tells him to fuck off.

In Other News...

• Nothing interesting happened, or ever will. Now get back up to the soap diary.