Five rules for men to follow for a happy life 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other Signed Tiger Woods
Thank god you added that 4th one. Up until then I was thinking I should go back to living with my mom.
well dang. That would hurt my feelers if either of my parents had said that to me. The secret to keeping a man happy is oral sex. My husband can be pissed as hell at me and all I have to do is say "You want head?" and he forgets what he was yelling about. easy peasy lemon squeasy
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QUOTE=Orleander;2469410]well dang. That would hurt my feelers if either of my parents had said that to me. The secret to keeping a man happy is oral sex. My husband can be pissed as hell at me and all I have to do is say "You want head?" and he forgets what he was yelling about. easy peasy lemon squeasy[/QUOTE] Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! That’s the sprit. Blowjobs for everyone! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
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its a joke( at leat I think) he also teasing tells my brother and I we ruined his christmas party( we were supposed to be born in febuary but we were born 2 months early)
