Everybody quotes their favorite lines from their favorite movies from time to time and some do it more frequent around friends, co-workers...I done to store clerks just to get a reaction. What are some of your favorite movie quotes? Pulp Fiction: "I dont wanna hear no muthafucking ifs. Want I wanna hear is 'I'm on the mutherfucka, go back, chill them niggas out and help will be coming directly'" "Go back in Jewels, chill them niggas out and The Wolf is coming directly" "You sending The Wolf?" "Feel betta?" "Shiiit negro, dats all you had da say!" Its from Pulp Fiction scene. I hope I dont get ridiculed about the language but the expression on Samuel Jacksons face is priceless when he hears The Wolf who is played by Harvey Kitel is coming to save them from "The Bonnie Situation"
"You talkin' ta me?" Taxi Driver I love it cuz my daughter started saying this to her dad when she was 3.
A serious quote from "Super Marital Sex": "Good marriages depend on being the right person, not finding one." A humorous conversation from "Switch": "You know how many poor animals they had to kill to make that coat?" -- "You know how many rich animals I had to fuck to buy this coat?" We have a notebook of quotes from movies, TV, and everything else, going back thirty years. (Actually it's a spreadsheet now.)
Quotes from “The Third Man.” Harry Lime: (Opens door of Ferris Wheel compartment) Look Down there, would you feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you 20 thousand pounds for every dot that stopped would you really, old man tell me to keep my money? Or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spend? Free of income tax old man, free of income tax!…… Harry Lime: Nobody thinks in terms of human beings. Governments don't. Why should we? They talk about the people and the proletariat, I talk about the suckers and the mugs - it's the same thing. They have their five-year plans, so have I. Martins: You used to believe in God. Harry Lime: Oh, I still do believe in God, old man. I believe in God and Mercy and all that. But the dead are happier dead. They don't miss much here, poor devils. Harry Lime: In Italy, for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they have brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? - The cuckoo clock! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZg8a0nqjTE
from the mighty boosh: Howard Moon: Stop tugging at my mink [fur coat]! Vince Noir: Mink? That's a bit off, isn't it? You're supposed to be a zookeeper [as is vince]. Howard Moon: Yeah, well, it's a different law in the tundra, Vince. It's kill or be killed. Vince Noir: What, by a mink? Howard Moon: They get very big out here. [gesturing at floor-length mink coat] This whole thing is just one mink. Vince Noir: That's not right. I know, I read a pamphlet. Howard Moon: So? I once glanced at a hedge. What's your point? Vince Noir: No, it was a mink pamphlet. "Minky Monthly". There were millions of them on the front, dancing around. It said that it takes about ninety mink just to make a small ladies glove. Howard Moon: That's 'cause they're really crap at sewing. Vince Noir: [Vince laughs] Howard Moon: You like that? Vince Noir: That's quite good, yeah. that show is hilarious but perhaps an acquired taste, the better you know the characters the funnier it is. from die hard 4: smith: are you a fan of the fett? willis: nah, i've always been more of a star wars fan from the good, the bad and the ugly: Tuco: You pig! You wanted to get me killed. When d'ya unload it [his revolver]? Blondie: Last night. You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend - those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
What's a ZJ? Beerfest: Barry: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ— Landfill: [Interrupting] What's a ZJ? Barry: If you have to ask, you can't afford it. Fink: [Trying to persuade Landfill] I've got $4.
The Princess Bride [fencing] Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful. Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so. Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am. Man in Black: Then why are you smiling? Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know. Man in Black: And what is that? Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed. [Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage] Man in Black: You are amazing. Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years. Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you. Inigo Montoya: Tell me. Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either. [Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage]
"We work jobs we hate to buy shit we don't need." Main Knight: "We are now...no longer the Knights Who Say Ni..." Other Knight: "...ni...." Yet another Knight: "Shh" And it's been too long since I've seen the Princess Bride. I need to watch that again. "hahahhahahah! hahahahaha! hahahah! ....." *falls over dead*
Violent lives ending violently- is that what happens to us? No time for friends, only our enemies leave roses? Rorsharch; Watchmen
From Monty Python and the Holy Grail: ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! WOMAN: Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh. ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you. ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! ARTHUR: Shut up! DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! ARTHUR: Shut up, will you? Shut up! DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. ARTHUR: Shut up! DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
not a movie but from a showtime series George(as a zero G toliet comes crashing down on her) Shit-dead like me
