You cannot make jokes
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is it really annoying smelling a dead dog, (poor old yella) and why cant you post anything funny.
there are several funny, and several atempts at being funny, on this religious forum, at the moment .
there are several funny, and several atempts at being funny, on this religious forum, at the moment .
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Perhaps it's the topic. I find religion, and the over-zealous attacks and defenses of it, quite hilarious myself. 
But most people seem to treat it rather seriously, and also keep in mind how difficult it is to appropriately convey a sense of sarcasm in type.
But most people seem to treat it rather seriously, and also keep in mind how difficult it is to appropriately convey a sense of sarcasm in type.I second that.
yes you can m16 heres one
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap . Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green.
The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies off over the green, where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one.
Jesus then turns to the old man and says "Dad, if you don't stop messing around, we won't bring you next time."
Moses, Jesus, and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap . Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green.
The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies off over the green, where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one.
Jesus then turns to the old man and says "Dad, if you don't stop messing around, we won't bring you next time."
M-16 said:
Dead puppies!
Deeeaaad puppies!
Dead puppies aren't much fuuuun.
They don't come,
when you call.
They don't chase,
Squireels at allllll.
Dead puppies aren't much fun.
Mother says,
puppy's day's are through.
She's going to throw him,
in the stew.
Dead puppies aren't much fun. No no no no.
Deeeeead dead dead dead dead puppieeees,
dead dead dead deeeeeead puppies,
dead dead dead deeeeeead puppies aren't much fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuu-uuu-uuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn!
Yep, that´s not funny, you can do so many funny things with dead puppies and babies.
Here this is a joke M-16 to tell it to your fellow muslims just change it to a christian setting
The Mullah in a small Iranian village was very fond of the chickens he
kept in the hen house out in the back of the Mosque. He had a
cock rooster and about ten hens.
One Thursday night the cock rooster was missing and the Mullah
suspected that this was the time the cock fights occurred in the village.
So, he decided to do something about it at Mosque the next morning.
At Jum'a (Friday) prayer, he asked the Umma', "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock
that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"
All the Talib boys stood up!
The Mullah in a small Iranian village was very fond of the chickens he
kept in the hen house out in the back of the Mosque. He had a
cock rooster and about ten hens.
One Thursday night the cock rooster was missing and the Mullah
suspected that this was the time the cock fights occurred in the village.
So, he decided to do something about it at Mosque the next morning.
At Jum'a (Friday) prayer, he asked the Umma', "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock
that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, No," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"
All the Talib boys stood up!
it seems you were right, after all M-16, you cant make jokes, in the religious forum.
Yup, but it is all right to make jokes in the cesspool.
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely
beach, with a rope going down into the surf and a Chinaman frantically
trying to climb up.
While they were sitting there a Priest walks along, looks over and says,
"God bless you children, that's Christianity at work. May the lord bless
you both," and then kept on walking.
One bloke looks at the other, "Who the fuck was that?" "Oh," said the
other bloke, "that's Father Johnston. He knows all there is about the bible."
The other bloke looked around and quickly says, "Well he knows fuck
all about shark fishing."
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely
beach, with a rope going down into the surf and a Chinaman frantically
trying to climb up.
While they were sitting there a Priest walks along, looks over and says,
"God bless you children, that's Christianity at work. May the lord bless
you both," and then kept on walking.
One bloke looks at the other, "Who the fuck was that?" "Oh," said the
other bloke, "that's Father Johnston. He knows all there is about the bible."
The other bloke looked around and quickly says, "Well he knows fuck
all about shark fishing."
While I am here:
What's white, spotted, and gooey and rains down from the sky?
The Coming of the Lord.
It was a hot day outside..so the three nuns decided to take off there clothes and bolt the door to there church.
Since there was stain glass windows, nobody could see inside, and the door was locked.
The nuns were busy doing renovations when a Thud Thud Thud hit the door.
The shocked nun ran to the door and pulled her clothes up over herself, when she asked "Who is it"?
The reply from behind the door was "Its the blind man".
The 3 nuns looked relieved when they heard he was the blind man, no sight no problem they figured, and let him in.
Upon opening the door, in entered a burly man in coveralls and said "Holy shit sister nice tits!! ... Where do you want your blinds? "
What's white, spotted, and gooey and rains down from the sky?
The Coming of the Lord.
It was a hot day outside..so the three nuns decided to take off there clothes and bolt the door to there church.
Since there was stain glass windows, nobody could see inside, and the door was locked.
The nuns were busy doing renovations when a Thud Thud Thud hit the door.
The shocked nun ran to the door and pulled her clothes up over herself, when she asked "Who is it"?
The reply from behind the door was "Its the blind man".
The 3 nuns looked relieved when they heard he was the blind man, no sight no problem they figured, and let him in.
Upon opening the door, in entered a burly man in coveralls and said "Holy shit sister nice tits!! ... Where do you want your blinds? "