I don't know what to put on the list so just guess, pick a book you've read and hated more than anyother.
Some books are too predictable. No twists and turns. I just couldn't get into the phone book. I guessed the ending from the get go. Sure enough, I flipped to the end and there it was 'Yakev Zyzanovich'.
I actually did read a phone book once - beginning to end, looking for a particular number (I knew the number, but not the name/ address). Longest 4 hours of my life....
If he read it from beginning to end then the number had to belong to 'Yakev Zyzanovich' or perhaps a 'Yuri Zuzyngov' or maybe Ziggy's 24 hour Pizza.
Because it was the guy having an affair with my wife - I didn't know who he was or where he lived (and he just put the phone down when he heard a male voice....) As it turned out the sod was ex-directory Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! 4 hours and no result....
... online phone books? http://switchboard.intelius.com/reverselookup.php?PHPSESSID=63c22c0897c28ecd9057da3c6786b754 for the US I'm also pretty sure mosts phonebooks have a online pdf version where you simply could make a search not. As for the most boring book... I was forced to read the adventures of pietje puk when I was something like 10. It where like 30 childish books it sucked
silly silly man. You call the phone company and say this number was on your bill. You don't recognize it and was wondering who it was.
Why not do the U.K equivalent of directory assistance and ask for "hey, the guy who is sleeping with my wife?"
They don't. And I did try that. I went sort of off my head for a short while.... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Besides: the correct answer would have been "which one?".
"So would that be the man sleeping with your wife in London, the man sleeping with your wife in Manchester or the man sleeping with your wife in Oxford?" Yeah. My sympathies.
worst book I ever read was Farenheit some damn number. I couldn't even get through it all. The dust jacket synopsis was awesome, but then I opened it. yawn!
My aunt wrote one that was pretty awful. I even found a signed copy once at goodwill, which is unusual, since they didn't print that many.
try sending him a small text message inviting him for a date then meet with him, then you can ...ask him a couple of things in person