Okay,
-Bob-, ya really have a thick head. But I'm gonna try to get through it.
So why does it [the brain] need to be so large?
Probably kuz it needs to fill our big heads.
mmmkay. So you think we have souls, and are those souls capable of thinking, feeling, percieving? So it does all that crap without the brain? If so, isn't the brain useless?
I wouldn't ignore the possibility that we have souls. I just think that the brain is actually necessary.
Try looking out your window dude.
*Looks out window*
Oh
my god, IT'S AN INVASION!!!!!
Oh right. First you argue against my assertion that brain cells are useless, then you go drinkin a bottle of vodka.
Um . . . I didn't go drinking a bottle of vodka . . . yet.
I'm sorry. I can't come to the phone right now, for I'm on a trip to Mars. Please leave a message after the duh.
. . .
Duh!
Alchohol kills brain cells. A good drinking session kills brain cells like a boxing match or a strong blow to the head.
I seriously doubt that it kills that many brain cells.
And saying that you feel the same afterwards only proves my point further. I mean sure that stuff changes the way you think, but how? Maybe it only deludes your senses, and not your mind.
Ya feel fine, but that doesn't prove yer point.
Yes, 'tis. Ya know how I came up with it? I
used my
brain!!!!!

Ya flatter me.
Poke me and I get excited.
Oooh, kinky!
It may be that things which affect the brain, work to occlude or otherwise block the interaction between body and soul. Like the light from a lamp might become dimmer. Read this.
AHA!!!!! Ya just contradicted yerself. The brain, in this scenario, serves as a portal through which the soul and body can interact.
That's a use!
It makes me laugh inside that ya contradicted yerself so overtly.
The doctor said my brain was damaged though.
Woah, yer doctor is the next Einstein. How could he've possibly figured that out?!
We know that humans have spirit because only they are capable of self-consciousness.
How can ya know that humans are the only beings capable of self-consciousness?
Earth to -Bob-! We aren't necessarily
better than animals in every category! Stop shrinking them furry critters!
I heard from an inside source that the gorillas jack off all day. It true.
How does that prove anything? I jack off all day too. It true.
Most animals are certainly not self-conscious.
Prove it!
James R said:
There is no scientific evidence that we have souls.
Theres no scientific evidence that consciousness is produced by the brain.
So that automatically makes ya right?
It might be in another dimension or something, how the hell do I know?
It'd be nice if ya did know . . . considering ya brought up this theory!
Plus theres no way I can imagine using a brain to fuck with or fucking a brain, it seems to be protected by the skull for some reason, I wouldnt know why.
I know why. We
use it!
invert_nexus said:
Face it. The brain is the seat of consciousness.
But I don't want to.
Ya kinda hafta. Kuz it's the truth.
Its another argument for my theory. If these animals have bigger brains than us, then why the hell are they so stupid? Maybe because they don't have a soul.
How are they "so stupid"? It's so stupid to say they're so stupid.
O' course, if I were to argue for yer side, I could say that maybe their souls are stupid.
See, yer theory is crumbling fast. And, to say it bluntly, that makes me laugh inside.