What is the smartest thing you can say?

[Jozen-Bo]

Here is your chance!!!

One post, one chance!!!

And, if anyone posts twice they are an idiot!!!

So I will begin!!!



Are we to remain limited?


Hahahahahaha, I didn't say you can't edit your post!!!!!
Which is what I am doing now!!!
To say nothing is to say something, even if it is nothing!
You said it, and you have a limited amount of time to edit this post if you choose.
But if you post twice you are a ueber goober!!!





Using my vast and mighty powers I predict that Cosmic Traveler will say something like:
"Nothing"
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Ommmmmmm Kombiyah!!!!!
I sense that Shichi and Enmos will both soon say
"I don't know"

What do you mean you don't Know???
Knowledge is....OK....that was pretty good Shichi!!!!
To say you don't know is to invite knowledge!!!
Here's another one from me...all in ONE POST!!!!!

We only have a limited amount of time to find the Truth!
What is the TRUTH?
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Hmmm....
I predict that you will soon read Myles write...
What a Capacity for Sagacity!
Thats not bad....to be a sage free of rage!
So then what is WISDOM and why is it IMPORTANT?
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I am using my bull$%!# powers to see what clusteringflux is going to say...
"Aint nothin never been no other how."

Aint aint a word so don't say aint three times a day!!!
It is True that ALL IS ONE!!!
Aint it?

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Ommmmmmmmmmm...................................
Shorty 37 is going to say...
"You can't handle the Truth"

and the truth is....
she faked it!!!!
Just kidding...the Truth is....
ME!!!!!

And it is True that You can't handle Me!!!
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And now the cheating fortune teller Jo ze nbo predicts that Macgyver 1968 is going to say:
"Hmm...the smartest thing I can say? (scratching chin)
How about: "Yes, bartender, I'll have another.""

I Drink therefor I Am!!!
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Alki Maki Mooda....I am casting a spell to predict what SAM will say here and it is:
it is...
it is...

I just can't do it, she's protected by powers beyond!!!
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But I can predict what Nietzschefan is going to say, its:
"Booogerrrr"

Damn, Nietzschefan's super intelligent comment is hard to beat!!!
That Booogerrrr!!!
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I am using my psychic powers to determine what draqon is going to say next:
smart thing to say would depend on a situation you are and an assessment of that situation to follow the highest probability of success for your own cause

My assessment of Draqon's statement is that it is a good one!!!
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[cosmictraveler]

Nothing.

 

[shichimenshyo]

I dont know.

 

[Myles]

What a capacity for sagacity !

 

[clusteringflux]

Aint nothin never been no other how.

 

[Enmos]

I don't know.

 

[shorty_37]

You Can't handle the Truth!!!!

 

[MacGyver1968]

Hmm...the smartest thing I can say? (scratching chin)

How about: "Yes, bartender, I'll have another."

 

[S.A.M.]

You're right

 

[nietzschefan]

Booogerrrrr

 

[draqon]

smart thing to say would depend on a situation you are and an assessment of that situation to follow the highest probability of success for your own cause

 

[moementum7]

That which is appropriate.

 

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[domesticated om]

This thread is the equivalent of "paper football".

Reminds of the times when I was a child----- when me and my younger brother would be stuck in the lobby of the dentist's office waiting for mom (or anything similar involving "sitting still" and "being on your best behavior til she gets back")

....and of course, the boredom sets in, and we'd eventually invent some sort of senseless game..... like making up absurdly long words by stringing together as many prefix and suffix modifiers as possible.

Prointerabsolutificationeredings

 

[Gondolin]

What it do?

 

[shorty_37]

"i Am Canadian"

 

[everneo]

I don't love you.

 

[Pinocchio's Hoof]

IT WASN'T ME...:soapbox:

 

[Stryder]

A bit of a duality:

"To the Cesspool!"

or

"

Thread locked!"

Btw, those were the Clever things being said, although it's bound to raise disagreements as per usual.

 

[Syzygys]

You can leave your hat on....