akoreamerican
Registered Senior Member
I see that you guys are skeptical, which is understandable but I hope you will eventually see the light
We are in danger
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Gawdzilla Sama
Valued Senior Member
If the Norks fire a missile at the US the vast array of mirrors on Niihau will shoot it down?
akoreamerican
Registered Senior Member
based on the response I'm getting I believe this won't be happening anytime soon, which is a shame
Gawdzilla Sama
Valued Senior Member
It's ludicrous.
You mock
And have a uncooperative nature
Keep it up
We have seen the light and it does not come from a death ray beam of a array of mirrors
RainbowSingularity
Valued Senior Member
country run by engineers #2 is contacted by country run by engineers #5 telling them an astroid is going to impact country #6 and they have been paid to use their part of the machine to petition the other 5 countrys run by engineers to all work together to save country run by engineers #6.
however, country run by engineers #6 has a little bit of a dodgey track record when it comes to global engineer trade and doesnt respect the rights of hairdressers or telephone sanatisers.
country run by engineers #5 offers to help but for a price. because country run by engineers #6 is on their border and they have valuable mineral deposits that can be used to provide money instead of having to rely on country run by engineers #4#3#2#1
but then a marketing manager(spy) working for Country run by engineers #6 discovers that country run by engineers #5#4#3#2#1 do not actually pay any money to operate the machine light beam death ray of death...
so the marketing manager(spy) releases the information of the deal offered to country run by engineers #5 to country run by not soo friendly engineers who do not respect the rights of hairdressers of telephone sanatisers...
the marketing manager(spy) thinks this will force countrys run by engineers #5#4#3#2#1 to offer the sun light beam death ray of death for free to save country run by engineers #6
however, this only starts a very big dispute in the United Engineers nation of Engineers of the unites states of making up global police organisations to police the world only to find out it doesnt work and then abandon it while playing it like a cheap fiddle...
no cheap fiddlers were hurt in the making of this light beam death ray of sunny death(new name used only by the united engineers nation of engineery stuff that no one cares about to make anything)
everything is going fairly well in their big expensive highly paid well publicised meeting to decide what to do.
one of the marketing managers(spy for country run by not very nice engineers #6) asks their marketing partner to piss in the pot to spil the plot for country run by engineers #3 to prevent the united nations of engineers from making a resolution that would force country run by engineers #6 from having to treat hairdressers and telephone sanatisers better...
only this veto power vetos the entire proposal and the astroid hits country run by engineers #5 as their math was slightly off and then not very nice country run by engineers with shonky humans rights abuses take over country NOW run by nasty engineers ... whom now have 2 countrys.
obviousely there is a bit of an exodus of hairdressers and telephone sanatisers.
however, country run by engineers #6 has a little bit of a dodgey track record when it comes to global engineer trade and doesnt respect the rights of hairdressers or telephone sanatisers.
country run by engineers #5 offers to help but for a price. because country run by engineers #6 is on their border and they have valuable mineral deposits that can be used to provide money instead of having to rely on country run by engineers #4#3#2#1
but then a marketing manager(spy) working for Country run by engineers #6 discovers that country run by engineers #5#4#3#2#1 do not actually pay any money to operate the machine light beam death ray of death...
so the marketing manager(spy) releases the information of the deal offered to country run by engineers #5 to country run by not soo friendly engineers who do not respect the rights of hairdressers of telephone sanatisers...
the marketing manager(spy) thinks this will force countrys run by engineers #5#4#3#2#1 to offer the sun light beam death ray of death for free to save country run by engineers #6
however, this only starts a very big dispute in the United Engineers nation of Engineers of the unites states of making up global police organisations to police the world only to find out it doesnt work and then abandon it while playing it like a cheap fiddle...
no cheap fiddlers were hurt in the making of this light beam death ray of sunny death(new name used only by the united engineers nation of engineery stuff that no one cares about to make anything)
everything is going fairly well in their big expensive highly paid well publicised meeting to decide what to do.
one of the marketing managers(spy for country run by not very nice engineers #6) asks their marketing partner to piss in the pot to spil the plot for country run by engineers #3 to prevent the united nations of engineers from making a resolution that would force country run by engineers #6 from having to treat hairdressers and telephone sanatisers better...
only this veto power vetos the entire proposal and the astroid hits country run by engineers #5 as their math was slightly off and then not very nice country run by engineers with shonky humans rights abuses take over country NOW run by nasty engineers ... whom now have 2 countrys.
obviousely there is a bit of an exodus of hairdressers and telephone sanatisers.
The obvious solution is to unionize the hairdressers of the world and build a super death blow drier of death weapon that works by synchronizing all the hair dryers of the world, sending out concentrated waves of hot air out into space to divert the trajectory of asteroids, rogue space junk, etc.
Initial prototypes are already undergoing the testing phase.
RainbowSingularity
Valued Senior Member
The obvious solution is to unionize the hairdressers of the world and build a super death blow drier of death weapon that works by synchronizing all the hair dryers of the world, sending out concentrated waves of hot air out into space to divert the trajectory of asteroids, rogue space junk, etc.
Initial prototypes are already undergoing the testing phase.
akoreamerican
Registered Senior Member
My initial post was fueled by Late night drug session, but thank you for humoring me
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RainbowSingularity
Valued Senior Member
if love is a drug let all our nights be late.
if fuel is our vice, let vices fuel us.
better late
humouring
Gawdzilla Sama
Valued Senior Member
Try dropping acid on the side of an active volcano some time.
akoreamerican
Registered Senior Member
I admit that it is a catastrophically a bad idea. it's a good thing that people who are high are unable to bring their plans to fruition
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I dunno..... Trump would have liked it...for sure
DaveC426913
Valued Senior Member
Wait.
You started posting Saturday at 420PM and were still defending this on Sunday at 120PM.
So you were high for 21 straight hours??
akoreamerican
Registered Senior Member
I was high during the first several posts. The rest is me struggling with my laughter and regret
Gawdzilla Sama
Valued Senior Member
"Hold my beer and watch this!"
akoreamerican
Registered Senior Member
It looks like we built it inadvertantly.... lol
RainbowSingularity
Valued Senior Member
482 Celcius ...
big shiny blimps with speakers on making bird annoying noises on the perimeter at the associated cook-off heights
the 22 milion dollar turtle looks nice.
maybe 1 day they will discover age defying technology from turtles they have saved from extinction.
akoreamerican
Registered Senior Member
It seems to me the biggest danger to us right now is miscommunication.