The Signs Have Fallen Into Place - Repent!

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CounslerCoffee

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We have truly entered the end times. I have seen the final prophecy that comes before Christ returns to Earth.

Two Wal-Mart employees who police say followed a manager's orders to shoot and kill a stray cat have been charged with federal animal cruelty.

The men, both assistant managers at the Supercenter, were arrested and released after a court appearance Wednesday. Christopher Anderson, 29, and Jeffrey Hardin, 21, told police the store's manager ordered them to get rid of the animal that was living in a storage trailer behind their store.
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The Bible tells us:
"Look! I am coming quickly, and the reward I give is with me, to render to each one as his work is."-Rev. 22:12.

And now the prophecy shall be fulfilled. Bless this cat, for now I see that the end times are upon us. Jesus came down and pulled that cat up to heaven to show me, and you, that the day of reckoning is at hand.

Repent now, sinners!
 
hmmm...

Well...

Even if Armageddon is not nigh...


Another stinkin' cat got wasted...!



Set up a round O' drinks, and a fine fie-fiddle-dee-dee...!!

:p
 
I saw a sign too.

Twas -25 last night and I almost froze..freddy off before returning home. No places to stop and warm up on the way.
 
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I like cats. They're good for target practice before rabbit and squirrel season! :D
 
marv said:
I like cats. They're good for target practice before rabbit and squirrel season!
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Do you mean "feral" cats... as in housecats which have "gone wild", and now prowl about... or just anyone's pet tabby which wanders into range...?
 
Hahaha. I remember Pat Robertson being on TV as a kid (I grew up in a very strict and holy household :)) and him saying it was the End of times. Then I remember when Y2K hit and everyone though that was the end of life as we know it. People have predicted this since long before any of us were here and they will continue to do it. According to the bible it say God will come as a theif in the night. And that man kind will not know the day nor the hour. If anyone believes in God then they should accept the fact that God don't tell people this kind of info, he will not send out a memo. It will just fucking happen.
 
If you can be bothered skinning it, cats make really good roast dinners for two, but you have to add a lot of garlic!
 
Here's a reccomendation...

Never eat Cat... They are full shit and poison that you don't want in your body.
 
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