Howie
Your namesake doesn't just diss people; he simply speaks his mind. He can dish out praise just as easily as scorn. You, on the other hand, seem to misrepresent him by only portraying the hateful (however playfully so) side. Oh well, having myself resided in California for the last 10 years, I could only sign off as truly yours,
Arrogant Simplistic Stupid Nutty Freak, Esq.