The Pentagon just released a disclosure on elf encounters...

Neurostudent

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/18113...ses-1500-pages-secret-documents-ufo-programme



'' THE PENTAGON has released 1,574 pages of real-life X-Files related to its secretive UFO programme after a four-year battle.





And the phenomena has stepped from the fringe into a serious national security concern discussed by lawmakers, defence officials and even former presidents Barack Obama and Bill Clinton.



One fascinating document included in an Acquisition Threat Support report, sets out how to categorise "anomalous behaviour" - with encounters with "ghosts, yetis, spirits, elves and other mythical/ legendary entities" classed as "AN3".



Seeing a UFO with aliens on board would be "CE3".



Poltergeists, crop circles, spontaneous human combustion, alien abductions and other paranormal events are also categorised.''







At this point, are we just being trolled? I'm not sure what to think anymore. Is the Pentagon actually being serious here?
 
Neurostudent said:
Poltergeists, crop circles, spontaneous human combustion, alien abductions and other paranormal events are also categorised.''
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Poltergeists - various odd noises NOT caused by supernatural beings

crop circles - produced by humans with planks of wood attached to feet and good geometry patterns

spontaneous human combustion - NOT spontaneous, frequently from accidentally falling asleep while smoking and environment conditions causing chimney effect

alien abductions and other paranormal events are also categorised.

Left over oddities with the odds of actually being real as labelled being extremely low

:)
 
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