Or is the horse teaching you 'the bumpoint'?
Suggested use in a sentence:
Annie Git-Yer-Gun wasn't your average innocuous if not iqueme sort of soul in sequined silk chaps and steel-toed stilettos who hung around the popcorn, punch and palaver bowls at the Rocking Horse Saloon waiting for an invitation to a tiddlywink tournament.
Ultracrepidarian
adjective
Noting or pertaining to a person who criticizes, judges, or gives advice outside the area of his or her expertise.
Stanley was being ultracrepidarian when he was bloviating on mountain climbing.
Synonyms: none.