Shooting at Trump rally

[Jeeves]

If a bird pooped on him, the Red Phone would ring and a team of designers would have star-spangled-poop T-shirt designs ready for printing inside of 30 minutes.

And they wouldn't care that Forrest Gump had already patented it.
Yes, that's the most probable explanation. The sneakers and shirts are already made, just waiting for a photo op.

 

[Sarkus]

I am like Kevin Keagan ** and really,really hope he is defeated at the ballots this November and we may see some real justice for him

** an english football manager who was really,really let down by events.

Noooo - you can't be like him... he ultimately didn't win. Which is why that clip has come back to haunt him ever since!