Just be more careful next time.
Anyway, how are you going to interface with that satellite that exists in hyperspace adjacent to the earth? You need some kind of c to c' EM wave converter. Do you know how to build one?
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Just be more careful next time.
Anyway, how are you going to interface with that satellite that exists in hyperspace adjacent to the earth? You need some kind of c to c' EM wave converter. Do you know how to build one?
All of the sudden.....
The irony kills me. OWWW!!!!
Just be more careful next time when correcting others. You might look like a complete idiot.
Cow on the Left:
Aliens? Ain't seen one around here since they cut up haff the herd.
Cow on the Right:
Are you Talkin' ter strangers agin? Will yew never learn?
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Don't need Aliens with talking cows around.
An Alien looked at last post and said, "Look at that big bunch of cows." Captain Kremmen replied, "Not bunch, but herd". "Heard what?" "Herd of cows". "Sure, I've heard of cows, there's a big bunch of 'em right over there."
There was a herd of cattle all standing on a hill when an earthquake struck. All of the cows fell down, but the bull remained standing. The farmer noticing this went out and asked the bull, "Why didn't you fall down like the rest of the herd. The bull replied, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."
oooooooooooooo, as a cow with no lips would say.
This post is udder nonsense.
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs..... Cause the cow has the Udder.
My all time fav cow joke though my kids have heard 1000 times.
Me: Knock Knock
Kid: Who's there
Me: Interrupting Cow
Kid: Interrupting C-
Me: (Yell) MOOOOO!
kid: (Continues) -ow who?
It's much funnier after a few hundred times.
An Alien looked at last post and said, "Look at that big bunch of cows." Captain Kremmen replied, "Not bunch, but herd". "Heard what?" "Herd of cows". "Sure, I've heard of cows, there's a big bunch of 'em right over there."
There was a herd of cattle all standing on a hill when an earthquake struck. All of the cows fell down, but the bull remained standing. The farmer noticing this went out and asked the bull, "Why didn't you fall down like the rest of the herd. The bull replied, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."
oooooooooooooo, as a cow with no lips would say.
This post is udder nonsense.
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs..... Cause the cow has the Udder.
My all time fav cow joke though my kids have heard 1000 times.
Me: Knock Knock
Kid: Who's there
Me: Interrupting Cow
Kid: Interrupting C-
Me: (Yell) MOOOOO!
kid: (Continues) -ow who?
It's much funnier after a few hundred times.
Things is awful spooky this tarm o' day, don't yer think?
That's where Bluebell went. Ran down them steps. Never saw sight of her agin.
A cow wonders.......................
Is there cows up there looking up at us looking up at them?
Or are we the only cows in the Universe?
Is there cows up there looking up at us looking up at them?
Or are we the only cows in the Universe?
Yes, and as it is impossible for a cow to make Bull Shit, it must be true.
@Alex
I like it, but that's the worst cow drawing ever.
I like it, but that's the worst cow drawing ever.
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A cow farmer talks about his new labour-saving equipment:
"Easy Peasy.
Two hours since I set off from Cowtown, Kansas, and I'm half way there already.
Why didn't they invent this years ago?
(sings) Close, Fold, Pull, and Go. Better than an Esk-ee-mo.
Mmmh....... Maybe I could make money writing a jingle.....................
Gosh Durnit, I forgot the cow!"
"Easy Peasy.
Two hours since I set off from Cowtown, Kansas, and I'm half way there already.
Why didn't they invent this years ago?
(sings) Close, Fold, Pull, and Go. Better than an Esk-ee-mo.
Mmmh....... Maybe I could make money writing a jingle.....................
Gosh Durnit, I forgot the cow!"
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I never leave crop circles, but sometimes I leave crisp circles.
(crisps are the English word for chips)
I like it. Where's that statue?
Brother Bulls and Sister Cows.
The ayleens took me, but now I have returned,
to teach you new ways.
BTW, this thread has had a huge number of views, over 27,000
The cows are watching us.
(crisps are the English word for chips)
I like it. Where's that statue?
Brother Bulls and Sister Cows.
The ayleens took me, but now I have returned,
to teach you new ways.
BTW, this thread has had a huge number of views, over 27,000
The cows are watching us.