My little psycology test

[skaught]

YAY! I've hit the 200 mark!

 

[Oniw17]

-Start Time-

1. How old are you?

17

2. Are you boy or girl?

A guy

3. Where are you from?

Warren, OH

4. Whats your favorite food?

It changes from day to day.

5. What music do you like?

I like many types of music, but I hate most of the music within the genres I like.

6. Are you married? "if so how long"

No.

7. have you ever got a body piercing? "where"

No.

8. How much do you weigh? "pounds"

148

9. How tall are you? "feet and inches"

Between 5'4 and 5'5

10. What color are you?

White

What do the last 3 questions have to do with psychology?

11. What nationality are you?

If I'm from ohio, then it follows(or maybe precedes) that I am American

12. Whats your occupation?

I'm an aspiring sage(that means that I have no job and don't go to school)

13. Whats your religion?

Socratic Taoism. Perhaps with some perfectionism thrown in.

14. Do you like tall or short girls/boys?

Short.

15. Whats your favorite color?

16. Do you like sports? "which ones"

I like most sports, but I suck at basketball and bowling.

17. Do you take your shoes off in the house?

Yeah.

18. Do you have any pets? "what kind"

Not currently

18. Whats your favorite thing to study?

Don't really have a favorite, but mostly religion/mythology and philosophy.

19. Do you read books often?

Everyday

20. What color is your hair?

A colorful shade of brown.

21. Do you like to fight phisicaly?

I enjoy boxing, if that's what you mean. I don't like fighting without rules though.

22. Do you know what fendi is?

I do now.

23. Do you run often?

When it's warm enough.

24. Whats your favorite video game?

Kingdom Hearts

25. Our your parents together?

No.

26. Do you love your mom?

Of course.

27. Do you love your dad?

Yes.

28. Do you know what creatine is?

Yes.

29. Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?

Only when I was drunk a few times, and never for any suicidal reasons.

30. Did you feel helpless growing up?

Not at all.

31. Were you:
emo?
jock?
scene?
scater?
prep?
geek?
loser?
un-noticed?
home schooled?

I guess either loser or geek, but I've hung out with all of those types and more.

32. Whats your favorite pick-up line?

Hello

33. What did your parents do to punish you?

When I lived with my dad, I had to stand in the corner while he threw popcorn at me. After mid-third grade I stopped getting punished.

34. Did your parents argue alot?

Only once, and I was much too young to remember.

35. Who was the discipliner?

I suppose it would have to be my dad.

36. If you could go back and change one thing, what would you change?

I wouldn't have stooped going to public schools in exchange for internet school. It's done wonders for social life.

37. Whats your earliest memory?

Hurting my head while trying to balance on a railroad tie when I was 2. I got a concussion that day.

38. What is the most abundant element in the universe?

Helium? Oxygen? Boron? Nah, I know what it is, but I'm pledged to secrecy(it's obviously number 1).

39. Do you prefer night or day?

Night.

40. How long did this test take you?

~5 min.

 

[Carcano]

1. How old are you?
Lost count at 39.

2. Are you boy or girl?
Male.

3. Where are you from?
Ontario.

4. Whats your favorite food?
Food is like music...its all about combinations and harmony.

5. What music do you like?
Eternal...music that will last forever.

6. Are you married? "if so how long"
No.

7. have you ever got a body piercing? "where"
People with a ring in their nose...deserve to have a ring in their nose.

8. How much do you weigh? "pounds"
190ish.

9. How tall are you? "feet and inches"
6'1"

10. What color are you?
Peachy.

11. What nationality are you?
Canada isnt a nation...its an area.

12. Whats your occupation?
Renovation designer.

13. Whats your religion?
Religions are the affairs of the rabble.

14. Do you like tall or short girls/boys?
Shorter than me.

15. Whats your favorite color?
Again its like music...orange and purple is a dissonant interval.

16. Do you like sports?
Sports are an enormous misallocation of human resources.

17. Do you take your shoes off in the house?
Yes..I live in a sushi house.

18. Do you have any pets? "what kind"
No, but I'd like a giant Toucan...to terrorize my neighbors.

18. Whats your favorite thing to study?
Everything except sports and astrophysics. Haute cuisine doesnt turn me on either.

19. Do you read books often?
Yes.

20. What color is your hair?
Brown.

21. Do you like to fight phisicaly?
No.

22. Do you know what fendi is?
A marketing ploy.

23. Do you run often?
Back and forth in the house.

24. Whats your favorite video game?
See sports question.

25. Our your parents together?
Yes.

26. Do you love your mom?
Yes and no.

27. Do you love your dad?
Yes and no.

28. Do you know what creatine is?
Vaguely...I probably dont get enough.

29. Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?
No, but I have whacked myself over the head after making carpentry errors.

30. Did you feel helpless growing up?
I had too much help.

31. Were you:
emo?
jock?
scene?
scater?
prep?
geek?
loser?
un-noticed?
home schooled?
I'm clique proof.

32. Whats your favorite pick-up line?
A brain-dead question.

33. What did your parents do to punish you?
Frosty looks...the kind of expression one sees permanently engraved on the Queen of England.

34. Did your parents argue alot?
Never...they got over that before I was born.

35. Who was the discipliner?
Both.

36. If you could go back and change one thing, what would you change?
My education.

37. Whats your earliest memory?
The floor.

38. What is the most abundant element in the universe?
We have no idea what the universe is.

39. Do you prefer night or day?
Neither.

40. How long did this test take you?
Ten minutes or so.

 

[BarbieGirl14]

Mods lock this thread so they stop wasting there time filling out the questions.

 

[USS Exeter]

I get it now! I guess that two semester psychology class taught me nothing at all! I can read the deep and mysterious thoughts and processes of the individual's mind by simply copying and pasting an Internet personality quiz!

 

[BarbieGirl14]

I'm honestly contemplating putting you on ignore....

 

[USS Exeter]

Okay, I think I may have gotten ahead of myself, let's start over then; what do you know about psychology? (I'm only asking for an honest answer)

 

[Reiku]

Now, now children...

 

[BarbieGirl14]

I know some. I know patterns, tendencies, and stuff like to that. I never took any classes but my father did, and he teaches me some stuff.

 

[visceral_instinct]

Oh come on. That Baron Max one wasn't out of line. And there were more than that against him.
I love visceral.

*hugs Orleander*

 

[visceral_instinct]

1. How old are you? 17

2. Are you boy or girl? girl

3. Where are you from? Hell

4. Whats your favorite food? scrambled eggs with loads and loads of salt

5. What music do you like? Metal, techno, hard rock, some Slavic folk music, some classical, anything with a pounding bass

6. Are you married? "if so how long" too young

7. have you ever got a body piercing? "where" mouth, nose, ears, navel

8. How much do you weigh? "pounds" Don't know, 55 kilos

9. How tall are you? "feet and inches" 5'6 and a half

10. What color are you? caucasian

11. What nationality are you? english, but I am not proud...

12. Whats your occupation? student

13. Whats your religion? none

14. Do you like tall or short girls/boys? tall boys!!!

15. Whats your favorite color? damn, black or red????

16. Do you like sports? "which ones" downhill mountain biking, kickboxing

17. Do you take your shoes off in the house?no

18. Do you have any pets? "what kind"black female cat

18. Whats your favorite thing to study? anything to do with science!!

19. Do you read books often? yes

20. What color is your hair? black

21. Do you like to fight phisicaly? only in the kickboxing hall

22. Do you know what fendi is?no

23. Do you run often?no

24. Whats your favorite video game?none

25. Our your parents together? no

26. Do you love your mom?yes

27. Do you love your dad?no

28. Do you know what creatine is? yes

29. Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?no

30. Did you feel helpless growing up?no

31. Were you:
emo?
jock?
scene?
scater?
prep?
geek?
loser?
un-noticed?
home schooled? yes

32. Whats your favorite pick-up line?none

33. What did your parents do to punish you? I think I used to get grounded if I did anything really bad...

34. Did your parents argue alot? n/a

35. Who was the discipliner? mother

36. If you could go back and change one thing, what would you change? I can't think of anything...

37. Whats your earliest memory? Can't remember...

38. What is the most abundant element in the universe? hatred, rage and prejudice...ok, hydrogen.

39. Do you prefer night or day?night...everything looks much more dramatic

40. How long did this test take you? don't know

 

[Jozen-Bo]

-Start Time-

1. How old are you?
Don't know!

2. Are you boy or girl?
Can't say!

3. Where are you from?
Nowhere!

4. Whats your favorite food?
My favorite food changes from moment to moment.

5. What music do you like?
Almost all of it.

6. Are you married? "if so how long"
Yes, 8 years.

7. have you ever got a body piercing? "where"
No.

8. How much do you weigh? "pounds"
Last time I checked about 186pds.

9. How tall are you? "feet and inches"
6 foot, 6 inches, and 6 increments of an inch.

10. What color are you?
I change colors with the sun.

11. What nationality are you?
I am not a nationalist.

12. Whats your occupation?
Mapping things out.

13. Whats your religion?
Everything.

14. Do you like tall or short girls/boys?
I like both tall and short girls.

15. Whats your favorite color?
I have none.

16. Do you like sports? "which ones"
Maybe basketball?

17. Do you take your shoes off in the house?
Yes.

18. Do you have any pets? "what kind"
Two birds.

18. Whats your favorite thing to study?
Whatever it is I am studying in the moment.

19. Do you read books often?
Yes.

20. What color is your hair?
Sandy Blond I think?

21. Do you like to fight phisicaly?
No.

22. Do you know what fendi is?
No.

23. Do you run often?
No.

24. Whats your favorite video game?
Morrowind.

25. Our your parents together?
No.

26. Do you love your mom?
Yes.

27. Do you love your dad?
Yes.

28. Do you know what creatine is?
No.

29. Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?
No.

30. Did you feel helpless growing up?
No.

31. Were you:
emo?
jock?
scene?
scater?
prep?
geek?
loser?
un-noticed?
home schooled?

I never defined myself as any of these, nor have I ever let anyone define myself for me as any of these things.

32. Whats your favorite pick-up line?
I have none.

33. What did your parents do to punish you?
Ground me.

34. Did your parents argue alot?
Before they separated, yes.

35. Who was the discipliner?
Both.

36. If you could go back and change one thing, what would you change?
No.

37. Whats your earliest memory?
Being Born.

38. What is the most abundant element in the universe?
Don't know, is it hydrogen?

39. Do you prefer night or day?
Neither do I prefer.

40. How long did this test take you?
About 2-3 minutes.

 

[Oli]

1. How old are you?

Old enough for most things, too old for some, not old enough for one or two others

2. Are you boy or girl?

Male but too old to be a boy

3. Where are you from?

Originally from inside my mother...

4. Whats your favorite food?

Chili flavoured kittens

5. What music do you like?

Anything good

6. Are you married? "if so how long"

No. I was but that's not in the remit of your question.

7. have you ever got a body piercing? "where"

Yes. I got it at the piercing parlour.

8. How much do you weigh? "pounds"

14 pounds seven shillings and sixpence

9. How tall are you? "feet and inches"

Enough for my feet to reach the floor while the top of my head fits into my hat

10. What color are you?

Sort of pinkish

11. What nationality are you?

Human

12. Whats your occupation?

Breathing

13. Whats your religion?

?? Assumption

14. Do you like tall or short girls/boys?

Difficult. On the one hand short people take less time to cook and it's easier to hide the remains but tall people are a more satisfying meal

15. Whats your favorite color?

Black

16. Do you like sports? "which ones"

No

17. Do you take your shoes off in the house?

Which house?

18. Do you have any pets? "what kind"

No

18. Whats your favorite thing to study?

Everything

19. Do you read books often?

Some I read just once, some I read often

20. What color is your hair?

Mostly transparent

21. Do you like to fight phisicaly?

As opposed to spiritually? Mentally?

22. Do you know what fendi is?

Not allowed to say

23. Do you run often?

For office?

24. Whats your favorite video game?

Assumption that I have a favourite...

25. Our your parents together?

No

26. Do you love your mom?

I don't have a "mom", but mother is okay

27. Do you love your dad?

Did before he died

28. Do you know what creatine is?

Mis-spelling of cretin

29. Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?

No

30. Did you feel helpless growing up?

As opposed to helpless not growing up?

31. Were you:
emo?
jock?
scene?
scater?
prep?
geek?
loser?
un-noticed?
home schooled?

None of those had been invented when I was young

32. Whats your favorite pick-up line?

I don't ever do pick up lines

33. What did your parents do to punish you?

Assumption that I was ever punished... pfft

34. Did your parents argue alot?

"Alot"??? A lot I assume. How much is "a lot"?

35. Who was the discipliner?

See 33

36. If you could go back and change one thing, what would you change?

Answering these questions...

37. Whats your earliest memory?

I can remember 07:30 this morning

38. What is the most abundant element in the universe?

Stupidity. Vis this questionnairre

39. Do you prefer night or day?

For what? It's easier to shop during the day, it's easier to watch night-time tv in the night...

40. How long did this test take you?

3 years 47 seconds

 

[EmmZ]

So I thought this would be fun. I ask some questions, and if anyone wants to answer them, they can and then I try to tell you things about yourself. Then i'll see what I got wrong and what I need to improve on, and other peeps can point out details I missed from analysis of the answers and help so I can spot them...

I'm making these questions up, but there kinda personal, so if yoou can answer them all with complete truth please dont answer...

Ok so make sure you copy answer paste the question part pls... and get a clock to time your test please.

Ok so here goes....





-Start Time-

1. How old are you? 31

2. Are you boy or girl? Gurl

3. Where are you from? Ingerland

4. Whats your favorite food? Italian

5. What music do you like? anything loud and high energy, from Rachmoninov to hardcore punk.

6. Are you married? "if so how long" Yes 2 years

7. have you ever got a body piercing? "where" Yes, tongue and eyebrow (gone now).

8. How much do you weigh? "pounds" 10 st 1

9. How tall are you? "feet and inches" 5'4"

10. What color are you? Pasty white

11. What nationality are you? Je suis un britannitque

12. Whats your occupation? Time bandit

13. Whats your religion? Buddhist

14. Do you like tall or short girls/boys? Big boys

15. Whats your favorite color? RED

16. Do you like sports? "which ones" F1

17. Do you take your shoes off in the house? Yes

18. Do you have any pets? "what kind" 2 cats called Han and Noodle and a giant African snail called Zoom

18. Whats your favorite thing to study? Aesthetics

19. Do you read books often? Yes

20. What color is your hair? Black and red

21. Do you like to fight phisicaly? Only when the bitch deserves it.

22. Do you know what fendi is? not without my trusty friend google.

23. Do you run often? not often

24. Whats your favorite video game? um, house of the dead at the mo

25. Our your parents together? No, thank fuck

26. Do you love your mom? Yup

27. Do you love your dad? Even more

28. Do you know what creatine is? Yup helps keeps your cell walls tough motherfuckers

29. Have you ever cut yourself on purpose? Nope

30. Did you feel helpless growing up? No

31. Were you:
emo?
jock?
scene?
scater?
prep?
geek?
loser?
un-noticed?
home schooled? none of the above

32. Whats your favorite pick-up line? do you want to feel my massive cock in your throat, coming in from your arse?

33. What did your parents do to punish you? became alcoholics

34. Did your parents argue alot? Yes

35. Who was the discipliner? Dad

36. If you could go back and change one thing, what would you change? Nothing

37. Whats your earliest memory? I was about 1 having my photo taken in my grandapa's garden

38. What is the most abundant element in the universe? Carbon (?)

39. Do you prefer night or day? Day

40. How long did this test take you? I was supposed to time it? Um about 5 minutes.

How cathartic.

 

[USS Exeter]

Oli!!! Welcome back!!!!!

 

[Oli]

Oli!!! Welcome back!!!!!

Me back?
Must be a mirage...

 

[USS Athens]

Delete answers to test. Realized this is too much personal info!

I agree.

 

[synthesizer-patel]

1. How old are you?
Not telling
2. Are you boy or girl?
male
3. Where are you from?
UK
4. Whats your favorite food?
Sushi
5. What music do you like?
wierd
6. Are you married? "if so how long"
No
7. have you ever got a body piercing? "where"
Cock & tongue
8. How much do you weigh? "pounds"
170
9. How tall are you? "feet and inches"
6ft
10. What color are you?
sort of pinkish
11. What nationality are you?
British
12. Whats your occupation?
scientist/post grad student
13. Whats your religion?
None
14. Do you like tall or short girls/boys?
not fussy about height, redheads are my weakness
15. Whats your favorite color?
yellow and black in combination
16. Do you like sports? "which ones"
Rugby Cricket and football
(translated into yank thats football, baseball, and soccer - sort of)
17. Do you take your shoes off in the house?
No
18. Do you have any pets? "what kind"
Yes - a cat called wilberforce
18. Whats your favorite thing to study?
Fish and marine invertebrates
19. Do you read books often?
yes
20. What color is your hair?
sort of dirty blonde
21. Do you like to fight phisicaly?
kind of
22. Do you know what fendi is?
Yes its a designer fasion label
23. Do you run often?
yes
24. Whats your favorite video game?
Defender
25. Are your parents together?
Yes
26. Do you love your mum?
Yes
27. Do you love your dad?
yes
28. Do you know what creatine is?
yes
29. Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?
No
30. Did you feel helpless growing up?
No
31. Were you:
Punk + Jock + Nerd

32. Whats your favorite pick-up line?
Hello
33. What did your parents do to punish you?
the DAP
34. Did your parents argue alot?
No
35. Who was the discipliner?
Father
36. If you could go back and change one thing, what would you change?
a twenty pound note
37. Whats your earliest memory?
having a blue birthday cake on my third birthday
38. What is the most abundant element in the universe?
the element of surprise
39. Do you prefer night or day?
Day - no night
40. How long did this test take you?
this long:

 

[Exhumed]

1. How old are you?
Not telling
2. Are you boy or girl?

Despite grey hair you look pretty young. 25?

 

[draqon]

he is like 23