My Kingdom for a Hoss

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I can no longer ride horses on account of giant size but I've always had an affinity for the cute little four-legged whinnying hairy gallopers.

It probably started with this:

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Oh if ever anyone found and sent me that book I'd just hug em for joy.
Then, of course, they would be dead on account of my crushingly powerful arms. Oh have a heart for a poor geekzilla.

This is the official hoss thread for anyone who fancies cantering in.
 
A friend of mine has draft horses--the big ones that haul wagons. One of those ought to hold you up.

She has a bumper sticker that says, "Ride a draft horse. It makes your butt look smaller."

They're also more docile.
 
Fraggle Rocker said:
A friend of mine has draft horses--the big ones that haul wagons. One of those ought to hold you up.

She has a bumper sticker that says, "Ride a draft horse. It makes your butt look smaller."

They're also more docile.
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Shires? Clydesdales? Suffolks?

Horses with big hooves and hearts.
 
This is Caramel, the adept Morgan Mare, demonstrating her morning stretches as we play games together. The winter was not the safest for riding so we took the opportunity to learn some tricks until the footing improved.

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scheherazade said:
This is Caramel, the adept Morgan Mare, demonstrating her morning stretches as we play games together. The winter was not the safest for riding so we took the opportunity to learn some tricks until the footing improved.

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Nice Hat . I got one and it was a gratuity from Pella windows . I would call it my Pella hat and most the woman folk thought I was saying my Pillow hat . They would say " Why do you call it your pillow . I guess I could have said " Were ever I lay my hat is my home
 
Me-Ki-Gal said:
Nice Hat . I got one and it was a gratuity from Pella windows . I would call it my Pella hat and most the woman folk thought I was saying my Pillow hat . They would say " Why do you call it your pillow . I guess I could have said " Were ever I lay my hat is my home
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Now where is the hoss in that Me? It's hosses for courses not hats in my temporary belfry.

Now how about this black beauty:



 
MacGyver1968 said:
Here ya go:

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I'll take that kingdom now.
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God you guys are going to think I am lying . When we was building Highway maintenance buildings for Cal Tran in Lake Tahoe we stayed at a Ranch next to the Pondarosa Yeah they filmed there to from what I heard . Broader Ranch and the cows were long horn wild . Lived off of the natural grass . No one had worked them in years . Not sense the main Mansion burned down in Folsom California . We called her grandma Broader . Man was she old even then . There were dredger holes on the property in Folsom that had the biggest bass you ever wanted to catch . Secret Holes only the family new about. We got run out of there about 1980 I want to say cause some one was leasing the property and Grandma Broader was in the Hospital . She died shortly after that and that was the last time I ever fished those dredger holes . Miss em big time . Oh well have to settle for 26 ft. German browns on the big hole river . 26 ft Frag 26 Ft. Have you not seen the pictures . Na 26 inches . We do have those tourist pictures ( Post Cards )with a trout hanging out de back of a pick up you could send back home to ma and pa
 
Arabian horses are just elegant, smart...and playful...
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I haz Bukkit
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I haz ball!
:D
You don't think of a 900-pound animal as being a goofball until you get around them...
 
The following freestyle dressage performance took the world by shock and awe in 2006.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQgTiqhPbw

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Andreas Helgstrand riding Blue Hors Matine. This lovely animal was lost due to a broken leg injury that happened while she was on turnout in a field. She was in a class of her own.
 
Yes, GeoffP, it is sad to see the influence that society has had on My Little Pony, as per the following image.

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Appaloosa horses are generally acknowledged to be challenged in mane and tail hair endowment.

Here is My Little Pony solution for Rumpelstiltskin.
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