CEngelbrecht
Registered Senior Member
Posting pictures of nude women, hoping to bolster your case, is a pretty sad strategy. You claim that talking about "tits" (which you brought up) is a poor debating strategy, then you post pictures of naked women.
That's the ape we're talking about, init? What, you can't look beyond a pair of breasts? Well done, scientist.
The original idea, and certainly Elaine Morgan’s elaboration of it, became an umbrella hypothesis or a “Theory of Everything”; both far too extravagant and too simple an explanation. It attempts to provide a single rationale for a huge range of adaptations - which we know arose at different times in the course of human evolution. Traits such as habitual bipedalism, big brains and language didn’t all appear at once – instead, their emergence is spread over millions of years. It’s nonsense to lump them all together as if they require a single explanation.
BAM, there goes the theory of evolution. Congratulations, creationists, you won!
(And bipedalism is only dependent on fresh water bodies, e.g. in the hinterland of Africa ~7mya and on. The big brain is dependent on salt water coast lines in e.g. the Afar Depression ~2mya and on, because only salt water food chains contain both DHA and iodine. That's why the dates differ. But water is still the agent. All these objections have been answered again and again, in true scientific discourse. But you just can't be bothered to read the litterature, 'cause you still think you don't have to.)
Despite the evidence stacked up against the theory, it is strangely tenacious. It has become very elastic, and its proponents will seize hold of any mentions of water, fish or shellfish in human evolution, and any archaeological sites found near coasts, rivers and lakes as supporting evidence. But we must always build our hypotheses on, and test them against, the hard evidence: the fossils, comparative anatomy and physiology, and genetics. In that test, the aquatic ape has failed – again and again.
Yeah, them fossils with surfers ear growth in Homo erectus specimens...